Monkeys Fist

Posh git.

Has she got a weird French accent, then?

Is she from Quebec?

Part of their bid was a promise to clear up any resident’s shits from the town centre within 24hrs of its deposit, unless it rained first. Cultcha.

How many times has she apologised so far?

suddenly…

I doubt he’ll move from the Continent tbh. The market for Boris Becker lookalikes to rattle your lass in a cupboard is niche over there, and nonexistent here, and there’s no way they’ll pay him enough to give up his sideline.

Didn’t Still basically say he wasn’t interested when Mowbray got pedalled a few weeks ago?

Top punnery.

A big, fuck—off satellite is falling to Earth this afternoon. “Where? How much will survive burn up? “ ” Errr, not sure really, somewhere between 82° N and S, It's possible some more robust parts may withstand the intense heating generated during the high-speed dive, but the chances of these fragments hitting populated areas and causing damage are slim. They could land almost anywhere in the world but with most of the Earth's surface covered by ocean, whatever debris survives to the surface is most likely to be lost at sea. "And it's worth highlighting that none of the elements that might re-enter the atmosphere (and reach the surface) are radioactive or toxic” Champion. So that white-hot lump of metal hitting your face at thousands of feet per second won’t hurt because it’s not toxic or radioactive, 2/10, must do better space lads. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-68318273.amp

In case anyone hasn’t seen the latest season of True Detective with Jodie Foster, here’s a summary Oooh, cold. Oooh, spooky Inuit stuff Ooooh, environmental bad-guys Ooooh, what a parcel of shite.

The shop owner- “ It took me ages to clean the piano stool.”

( 5-0).

As well as our two favourite smashed-in bulldogs, I’d almost forgotten that clip gave us this prime whopper.

Fyp.

Harsh. They’re not business gurus

Daughter sent me this today. I’ve never been so proud.

Given what he’d just cooked, I’d say one or both of them are fart-sniffers.

Well done Fish old chap. Are you married then?

WHO?

They bumped in to some radge bastard ranting on about Best Scotch who battered the lot of them, not allowed mobiles on the orthopaedic ward, so no updates until tomorrow at least.