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  1. Monkeys Fist
    If you balance a cherry tomato on top of the tv, everything will look just that little bit better.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Wraith’s next book will be “ The Mansour Brothers- Mecca’s Gangland Underbelly” They only chopped the hands off their own- nice blokes really, loved their mam. It’ll be his bestseller and may even reach double figures.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    “ Don’t tell him Pike!”
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Can you translate this bit for me, I’m not a German speaker. “24.05.2020” Cheers Meenz.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    He should’ve made out he’d drowned whilst out canoeing. Bombproof
  6. Monkeys Fist
    When Jimmy Krankie makes more sense than the PM, time for cans.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    You’re also seeing the Thatcher generations getting older and becoming more “small c conservative”. I mean those generations just after me, who grew up never having known anyone other than Tories in power. There’s a whole lot of selfish cunts out there.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Answered your own question.
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Careful, they lurk, filthy beasts.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    “ If “
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Who was that other posh fucker, looked like a wonky Steve McQueen? William Woolard!
  12. Monkeys Fist
    If you look closely, you can see Raymond Baxter just offstage, getting a quick blowie off Judith Hann, just as Ralf hits the high notes.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    The Osmondbergs. Not forgetting this, too!
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Mental to think that this… came out the same year as this… 1974.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    I hope you tweeted back pointing out that it is United.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Wtf? (Although I’m definitely nicking Bellender Carlisle.)
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Go and have another beer and think about what you’ve done.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Eh?
  19. Monkeys Fist
    What’s a “point blanket”?
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Just watched that for the first time. Fuck me. What a wanker.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Prefer ketchup tbh.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    One way to empty the swamp.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Nice to see Ronaldinho pop up at 1:47.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Like a large number of their slebritty “fans”, she was born there and moved away at the age of four.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    The cheek of it
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