Monkeys Fist

Been a while since I was last at the match tbh, do they still play O Fortuna?

Not necessarily in that order, though.

It's all fine and well announcing a furlough extension but some companies might not be able to last another 4 months with zero productivity.

It’s Onry Rove.

FYP

Think I’d rather sign on, tbh.

Dear Mike

Leported.

Do I amuse you?

Maths, guy, Maths.

There’s a shock.

“overpriced chutney”

Starmer was given the paper detailing it all an hour before this live statement- as you say, he took it apart with clinical precision Johnson’s lot wrote the fucking thing and he was treading water.

Starmer: In the nicest possible way “ You haven’t got a clue what you’re doing, have you?” Johnson “ Haa-ahh- Aaaarumph- well now-aaah-mmmph”

You mean like the Tory landslide, Brexit, and VE Day street parties? We’re fucked then

Starmer just delivered the politest fucking murder I’ve seen in a while

This is what the cunt cares about. Nowt else.

Also Betty Wright, 66, bit of a legend.

Keys’ daughter’s best mate’s minge must be absolutely throbbing given the pounding it’ll have taken after he typed that out.

Hopefully.

And bunting. Don’t forget the bunting.

@Christmas Tree Every “solution” you’ve vomited out here is a political one btw, I’d like to hear what your definition of a “moral solution” is, and how it differs from the political ones?