Monkeys Fist

This’ll be interesting to see how this pans out. Coronavirus: Newcastle city centre to allow for social distancing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-52680247

The problem with online friendships is when they actually meet in real life.

Expert.

What’s wrong with dentists, like?

Not sure you’ll find too many Torygraph subscribers on here mate.

They quite like spreading a few whoppers too. Nadine Dorries told to check 'validity' of social media posts https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52653609

Elvis typing.

Lads. Chill oot!

FYP.

The fact that you even think this to be true says it all about you. Gordon Brown was a lefty loon, was he? Have another Blue Moon and go check on your chickens.

Why did you vote for such right wing cunts then? And Brexit?

Someone’s bottom lip is quivering.

Best centrist non-PM of his life.

And I’m the one talking crap

You need to watch your £1300 telly more mate, you’re getting out of touch with the plebs. When did you suddenly take the non-cunt pill and become Labour?

Spox? That made-up word can fuck off.

You’re not grasping that “the far left”, in any normal circumstances, would be only just left of centre. The far right, such as UKIP, the current government, and the BNP, have shifted things so far right that mildly left people are portrayed as Castro loving loonies. Starmer has left leanings, of course he does-he’s a fucking Labour politician. But he’s in no way far-left.

Honestly, where do you think he is now ?

Is that not illegal?

I fucking hope so, Starmer will tear him a new one, too.

I also oppose components! Down with parts!

Monga.

Can you imagine if he had? “Season 23 Episode 4 Neighbours From Hell The empty shell that used to be Gemmill is slumped in a darkened room, the only sounds are the gentle whirring of the Roombas fruitlessly attempting to clean up the piles of discarded sourdough bread which litter the room. Suddenly, a bang on the window interrupts the relative peace, and the camera swings to the slight gap in the heavy drapes. We see the top of an obese, cone-shaped head, bouncing up and down at the window like an excited child, as we hear a shrill voice asking, ”I’ve got a new metector, do you want to come and look for spoons with me Gems?” The camera cuts back to our once proud subject as he forlonly wraps the rubber around his bicep, searching for a usable vein”. Mr. One-Punch is gone.

Somebody’s a sour dough today.

Steve. How has your win percentage gone up during lockdown?