Monkeys Fist

Our cup run after tomorrow night’s draw…

Cabbage Heed straight online for a crate of Bacon Frazzles.

Whale Oil Beef Hooked!

Fucking Joelinton

Oh no! Panic Stations.

Stir fried rat, Catsu curry, seagull soup.

During Supermassive Black Hole?

Won’t need one- we’ll be either dead from the Lurgy or starvation. But least the French are making Blue passports for us ( which we won’t be able to afford to use). Fucking great.

With beard croutons.

“ Had a massive bet…” Gandaft; “I’ll bet you any money The Donald wipes the floor with Sleepy Joe!” Long Suffering Mate; “ Go on then, you hairy danger- £100 says Biden wins” Gandaft; “ Make it £1000… I’ve got £4.37p in the bank, but my well-connected backers will cover it, (not that I’ll lose, it’s easy money)” LSM ; “ … “

A big boy made him do it then ran away

I imagine the Cabinet meeting about it, ( if they have one, and Cummings doesn’t just tell them what they’re doing), to go something like this.

What you having for tea?

The bloke that runs my local paper shop has more money than Gandaft. He could still probably buy sunderland too, mind

ffs What about sexy glances?

Nah, this one

Is this the same middle-aged Mackem that posts terrible songs on YouTube whilst necking pints in his Mams attic?

Kieron retired years ago.

$750 😂 Not a single one of his businesses isn’t running at a loss, supposedly. This’ll be what he eventually gets jailed for.

There’s a mental image I didn’t want “ Hmm, fwuity!”

Keeping schools open if they’re trying to eliminate the virus is utterly pointless.

See above. Suggestions on postcard, which will then be burnt immediately.

Also, the after the game exodus brings up some disturbing images, unless that’s your thang

What we need is a new government, one capable of seeing us through this competently. But since that’s not going to happen, another full lockdown around November ( too late), is pretty much inevitable.