Monkeys Fist

That’s what we all hoped he’d be allowed to do in his first time here, and I can’t see any reason why 18 months or whatever would change that. I’d be going all-out to get him back, with someone like Pochettino as a back up if it didn’t work, not the other way round.

Why certainly!

Given the choice between Rafa and Pochettino as our first post-Fat Cunt manager, the fact is we don’t have a choice- as usual. That being said, Rafa is a no-brainer for me. He already knows the club, players and what’s needed to improve, he is hugely popular with the fan base, and has an exemplary record. He’s a known entity as far as NUFC is concerned, and would hit the ground running. I’m not saying Pochettino is a worse manager or anything, just that I think we’d get a trophy a season or two faster under Rafa than Wor Maurice. I also think that if you brought him in as manager with a remit to win the club a trophy, he could then move to DOF ( if that’s something he’d be interested in) and bring in a younger manager to work in tandem with him. There’s admittedly a lot of speculation involve in the above, but if I was in charge of the club, it’d be the route I’d explore first.

What odds Juanita at the top right and Bumbelina bottom right are the same person ?

This one’s for the pink seaters.

FYP

It really is fucking criminal incompetence.

Oh, you cheeky chap

Aye, that’d still be a fair achievement.

If you just delete the “N” then it only spells CUT.

Brutal.

Wor Zaharaddeen is a top gadgie. His brother Juanoffthewrist lives in Spain with his lovely wife Beenflikka. Truly international family, the Wankas.

We’re not talking about eyebrows, Chromedome

“Zed’s dead, baby, zed’s dead… so he is”

Fuck off

That makes me think maybe he hasn’t got dirt, because if he had, he’d clearly have ended up paired with the filthy looking red-haired one, with the tiddies.

Grown adults who refer to a fucking dog or cat “finding it’s forever home”. Fuck off. ( Especially when it’s Jo Brand on some shite pet programme that my Mrs is watching with no shame). Fuck off twice!

Thank God. I was regretting posting the above novel.

Back in a minute, I’m off to the shed.

Not a patch on AJ

Looks like this week might be the week Mike Ashley finally gets the hang of this football lark.

Winter is a decent bloke- clearly enjoyed a privileged upbringing, but he’s not gone the cunt route. He’s a trustee for Alive and Kicking, which seems like a decent thing. I doubt there’s many other sports journalists bother their arses with anything beyond where their next cheque is coming from.