Monkeys Fist

They’re real- I’ve got one on my FB. This guy is a former copper, who’s been regularly kicking off about the “biased press” criticism of the Tory govt. Clearly the unanimous response from across the full political spectrum of this “biased press” broke him yesterday. (This was in response to my posting the picture, with no comment, of the Barnard Castle town sign made to resemble and eye test. )

No one has really answered the biggest questions arising from this yet, namely, who is the mystery Shit Violinist? Was it actually a shit violin, or a vuvuzela maestro? Were they arrested/moved on, or did they just get bored like everyone else? We need answers.

https://www.amazon.com/LESBIAN-ROMANCE-Lesbian-Romance-Stories-ebook/dp/B01AEVLP3A

What childcare arrangements did the millions of other Londoners in his situation make, and why weren’t any of them good enough for him?

It’s all the media’s fault. Fuck me , utterly shameless.

He’s not a very good liar, is he?

Proper sob story this

As ever, with this lot, they’ve missed the 4pm deadline.

Who’s this Tory lickspittle with the Union Jack? What a self-abuser. edit; Tom Harwood- none the wiser. I’ll stick with Tim Cuntbutdim

I hope it goes as well as Game of Thrones then.

Glaxo don’t have video conferencing?

What do you call a MLF cracking open the champagne? “ Waiter!”

Oh I really hope he does.

No need if Harry’s out sunbathing.

Meanwhile , in Hobbiton New Zealand's PM stayed calm during an earthquake on live TV https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52794434

So, who’s next on the ever increasing list of unelected Tory PM’s? Gove? Sunak? Some other lying cunt?

She’s driving to Scotland to seek childcare.

Is that entirely legal? Surely she can’t just fuck off to the US with them?

PMQs should be fun this week Starmer.…

Dianne seems to be on your mind a lot at the minute.

Outside. Now.

Given the delicious way this has been drip-fed, I’d expect nothing less than video footage of him, cuddling his parents or something.

“ Could be”

This could be interpreted several ways, I could go down the “Wykiki isn’t getting any” route, but far better to assume the best, and give you some shed-time.