Monkeys Fist

Sacking Hughton was my “fuck this” moment. If it hadn’t been clear enough before, their treatment of him, and replacement by Pardew before his chair was cold, made it blindingly obvious to me that they were a bunch of venal cunts who weren’t worth my money.

Three days after Hughton was peddled. As subtle as Gengis Khan choosing a new lass. 😑

What if the mob are harmonising, or just fairly quiet?

Just the tip, then?

Scotsman’d that fae ye. 😉

To answer PL 1) Don’t know 2) Don’t know I nipped up to check on newly vaccinated Ma Fist this afternoon, since it’s my late brother’s birthday today, and to check a 2 day old leak she’d only told me about this morning. The leak wasn’t too bad, dripping slowly from the ceiling/wall joint of her downstairs loo- she’d rang the council who’d booked a call out to fix it this coming Tuesday… …then I thought “ Hang on, the fusebox is on the other side of this wall…” Looked in the utility cupboard to find water tracking down the mains supply to the upstairs, through the fusebox, dripping out of it and tracking down the earth cable. Emergency plumber and sparky turned out within an hour and a half of me calling them, and all fixed and shipshape. Total cost to Ma Fist- £ Fuck All God bless socialism.

They’ve only gone and done it, Jeff! Nepali climbers make history with winter summit of K2 mountain https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55684149

He needs safety glasses on- she could have his eye out.

62 according to tinterwebs. Grab a Gran

Cheers Renty Baby! ( the 5 miles question was tongue-in-cheek, btw).

Sorry if this is a daft question, but can someone who’s had the vaccine still be a carrier?

They Want to be Free Married, aren’t they?

Is Jesmond Dene more than 5 miles from Renton Towers??

Must be cold in that kitchen.

Fuck Off

He probably thought it was a documentary.

I’d say he might have to.

Billy Graham’s snake-oil son has compared Trump to Jesus. Of all the tweets in response, this one tickled me.

https://career.walter-group.com/uk/en/the-walter-group

Aye, that ended well.

I wonder what Cameron thinks of it all- his party is more unified than it’s been in ages, (which was the original point behind the whole shitshow), albeit unified behind a set incompetent fascist psychopaths. I wonder if he even thinks of it, even though he’s responsible for it.

Fancy a shag then?

Don't Forget the Driver is another Toby Jones show that’s worth a watch, btw. It’s a bit more bleak than Detectorists, but good stuff.

What a cunt she is. The “deterrent” argument is demonstrably false too. https://www.law.ox.ac.uk/centres-institutes/centre-criminology/blog/2015/04/theres-no-evidence-death-penalty-acts-deterrent You’d hope a Home Secretary would know this.