Monkeys Fist

Siegdeed, more like.

It’s on here, look under “Comedy”.

Ah well, just have to have them disappeared then.

If his offspring are convicted of felony charges, doesn’t that also prevent them from running for/holding public office? Jnr is certainly as guilty as his father of incitement.

Funny how, I mean funny like he’s a clown? He amuses you?

House!

Have you been living under a rock recently?

Trench to Hench.

End of the week…

Have some compassion… …they’ll be grieving because their owners are suddenly 50% less cuntish. Media billionaire David Barclay dies, aged 86 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55643249

I’m surprised it wasn’t a Tactical-Camo version with that little weasel.

I hope people don’t forget about the absolutely venal stampede these cunts went on to set up “PPE supplier” company’s in order to make £millions whilst the rest of us were told to be happy with 80% of our income. They will though.

He swallowed the hook and now he’s about to be gutted. Tough fucking tittie.

It’s fucking criminal incompetence. And we all know the main actors in it will walk away scot-free

They might accidentally get someone half decent, and scrape a cup run next year, costing them money to put on extra games. I wish I was joking.

Hartlepool drug-dealer 'lured to house and killed by drug gang' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-55647979 “A man living close to the murder scene, who was hard of hearing, recalled his parrot had been startled by a loud noise, Mr FitzGibbon said.”

Our workforce no longer has the Dürch or the Technik.

Aye, but he also crushed young CT’s dreams when he slipped a length to Debbie from accounts.

Who’s on 1st base?

It’s people like you and your attitude that caused her life-changing idea to not even put it’s feet on the starting blocks… …thankfully

When I worked abroad I had an Aussie friend who decided that there should be an internationally recognised sign when you want the bill after a meal. She decided that making a C shape with her hand was the sign. She would do this after every meal out, every time, for the whole 5 years I knew her. No one had a fucking clue what she was doing- not the waiters, not her fellow diners, no one. That’s you, and this BUJ nonsense.

Used to sit in the Gallowgate and watch Jackie Milburn.

Always show your working out Tom. See me after class

I’ve just got in from a shitty shift delivering to bamps, tramps, lurgied students and crazy cat-ladys. Sounds like I had the most fun tonight.