Monkeys Fist

Good shout. And Renty Baby reckons their shite keeps the foxes away. I love it when we come together and solve things

Then he’ll need something to protect the guinea pigs from the dog? Donkey?

Don’t fuck them. Even if you’re tempted whilst pissing on their hutch.

Do you mean something to keep the fox out of the enclosed area at night, when they’re in the hutch? Short of digging a net in around the base of the fence, which is a right fuck-on for some fat hamsters, I’m not sure what you could do. Hope this helps

I’ve heard that Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a bloke from Clitheroe called Nigel. Nigel introduced the band to dominos, and they won the North West amateur league in 1967 under the team name Blank Four. Don’t know how true it is, but the person that told me is a plumber called Mick.

Shame she doesn’t wear black glasses, though.

And he’s not wrong.

What a pair!

Well, if you must… https://www.pasteherface.com

Bit off-topic, wouldn’t you say? There’s Borderline Boiler and Belta Minge threads. Or you could, you know, just not.

@Kid Dynamite, this is your field mate. ( mental breakdown,I mean, not knicker sniffing pervery ).

Quick Test: You feel the turtle’s head, do you … 1- Wait for the match to kick off 2- Go to the toilet 3- Sexually abuse a 15yr old behind the takeaway, then lay a cable.

I can get it in all the supermarkets up here- certainly Sainsburys, Asda and Morrisons. Try online from one of them?

Ordered one each of ; Styrian Bobek,Cascade, and Lemongrass Pale Ale 5 litre keg (3.9%) and Mango, Lime, andBlack Pepper Pale Ale 5 litre keg (3.9%). #fuckcans

Church of Ryder?

Do you not find the honey a bit sticky? Pastry crumbs get everywhere too.

If you like the rougher ones, I’m not going to criticise you for it mate, everyone has their kinks.

Michelle O’Neill? If banging trannies is your thing, go for it.

Not for long

From there.

Not seen it no. Neither has the kid though

I’m nicking that.