Monkeys Fist

Well, this has got off to a flying start …

Well, if you insist. FYP.

Micky Smythe?

I thought maybe this game deserves its own match thread? Aside from score predictions … … 5-0 obvs I wondered if anyone would like to take a wild guess at our starting lineup? Tricky, I know, but have a go. Best I can guess is Pickford* in goal- beyond that , it’s anyone’s guess… * Pickford has bought a pub in Pennywell, called it the Thalidomide’s Arms. Giddup!

So, @The Fish, do you know how to make a hormone? DON’T BLIDDY PAY HER!

Why’s TRex stuck his arm in the air? Classy, Marras, classy…

Aye, chin up Renty Baby, reset the clock and go again. Try not to beat yourself up too much, mate.

You fucking beauty

Well- if it’s level at 90 that’s as much as I’m seeing. Off to graft so I’ll miss us going on on pelanties

Kane off Fastest he’s ran all night

VAR for the offside.

New hobby?

How’s the colostomy coming along?

One of the compromises of watching the match with Mrs F. is her patter. Mrs- “Which England player would make the best drag queen?” Me-“ Eh??” Mrs- “Which England player would make the best drag queen???” Me -“ Foden- absolute skank” Mrs - “Agreed”

Fyp

Denzel Dumfries sounds like a minor character in Auf Wiedersehen Pet.

England are way more positive than in any of the previous games. Foden will get our next goal I reckon.

They should’ve paid the ref more than us then, shouldn’t they? Daft Sex twats

She was diagnosed with the full blown disease in 2013. It wouldn’t surprise me if KCG is right, tbh.

Starring Princess Lay-her.

Imagine…