Monkeys Fist

I’m guessing the sign language guy didn’t change expression for the entirety of the announcement. ” Eh…?”

Takes even longer on mine. (which button is the zoom?)

Space Force?

“ He’s our best defender” was a very commonly stated phrase when Shearer was playing for us. Not saying he was Ronaldo, but he was so much more than “just” a goal scorer.

Yet. He’s still Prez for a few hours.

Someone please explain.

My son was like this- until about a year or so ago, every time we went anywhere, there’d be an armful of sticks coming back/ which were then added to his “collection”. TLDR: My son is a mutt.

Of course they will.

How are they getting them here- by ambulance presumably? So the crews, who’ll originate from London, are travelling 300 odd miles, with an infected person, and then dropping them here. I’d guess that they need a stay-over before returning, or a good break at the very least, presumably in a hotel. Isn’t this just spreading the virus around the country?

So, sacrifice a few northerners to get the Capital up and running again? How perfectly Tory.

If he doesn’t now call the mutt Chez, there’s a good case for reintroducing the death penalty.

“ When you’ve managed as many games as what I have, you’re bound to have more losses. Is it bacon time yet?”

Apparently, with my micropenis, I’m lucky to give one.

Cavapoo- Fizzy Shite- call him Dai.

My mother has smoked for over 60 years. She’s got a vast experience of different brands of cigarette, can blow smoke rings, and hasn’t died yet.

Q:What time’s kick off? A: 30 seconds after Cabbageheed blames everyone else for another humping.

Wasn’t sure what you meant, so I had to watch it again.

Based on what? I’m not being snarky here, I’d love to see the Fatman gone, but I’ve not heard anything re. takeover lately so I’d love to get pointlessly optimistic again

If only someone could’ve predicted what a clusterfuck this would be back in 2016,17,18,19 & 20. 😑

Pardew- another UM family connection.

Sacking Hughton was my “fuck this” moment. If it hadn’t been clear enough before, their treatment of him, and replacement by Pardew before his chair was cold, made it blindingly obvious to me that they were a bunch of venal cunts who weren’t worth my money.

Three days after Hughton was peddled. As subtle as Gengis Khan choosing a new lass. 😑