Monkeys Fist

His next fake company should be called Stimminent, selling cardboard boxes to sleep in.

Not a wine bar?

Nice family?

They are the Carol Smilie of crisps.

Brannigans Lamb and Mint would like a word.

Call the amberlamps!

They should get Nytol to sponsor them.

There’s a cracking pencil museum there though.

I meant the Precedent mate. Covfefe.

It’s funny how every announcement of “help” for people unable to work through furlough chips a little bit off the “help”. 80% of full wage, to 70%, to 67%. Because everything’s just getting cheaper and cheaper, isn’t it?

Just the top tier, that they can’t afford to use.

Is that the one that comes in Russian hotels?

Glesgied yer post, hen.

I blame Rayvin for everything and I’ve still got Nzogbia most nights. Damn your eyes, Rayvin, damn your eyes!

We’re used to that

Keep up lads

Nurse! He’s ran out of tablets again!

There’s a big tower block ablaze in South Korea.

Someone at the BBC isn’t fond of Gareth or Giggs...

I might get it for me and Fist Jnr. to continue our father/son “ You’re shiite! “ sessions. We recently got Rocket League, which is fun, but I reckon I’ll paste him at Tony Hawks edit: just realised it’s a remaster of 1 & 2… Jnr doesn’t stand a chance

Jawohl.

It gets much better.

Did you play the originals- how does it compare? I loved them but also found them infuriating.

Aye, bollocks to her and her Luftballons

But did you destroy her ring?