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I agree. But now isn’t the time to talk about Leave voters. If you can’t see why people are protesting in such numbers, you’re most likely part of the problem. It’s really fucking easy- Black lives matter. Which bit is troubling you?
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Having seen the state of their houses (through Mrs. F’s work), shitting in the street is the hygenic option. Fucking mingers
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My lad asked me why I get so happy talking about the rotation of the earth. “ Well son, it just makes my day”.
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That’s not even worth the gif. Cary Grant.
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My grandmother won a prize recently for being the longest living comatose person who hasn’t moved a muscle in over 20 years. ( I say a prize, it was a trophy …)
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Fat shits on fire off the Shoulder of Mutton. I watched Phstevie twitter in the dark near the Gallow Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Fish’s filthy fireplace. Time to die.
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Bung the hole.
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That’s quite a range. Also, you can probably get £500-£1000 for that if you sell it. Also+1, give it a wipe, you throbber
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If it’s in the fireplace, how is it taking up space?
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Is it usable? Imagine the hip points when you bake sourdough in an antique oven.
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I can’t think of a good reply to that.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
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What if his Mrs. has one of these? Perfectly innocent explanation
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How do you even discover that being brushed by machete-wielding burglars is what gets you going? Is there a gateway kink that leads to it? Baffling
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Pussy Boys, says it right there on the box.
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Aye, same here.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
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Aye If Cobain was still alive, I doubt there’d ever be a reunion.
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I was also going to say “how long before there’s designer fashion masks?”, but I’m way too late for that. https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/stylish-face-masks-to-shop-now
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
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https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2020/jun/03/nirvana-krist-novoselic-praises-trumps-strong-and-direct-protest-speech
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They’ll create a task force for masks. The Mask Force.
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They’ve been scrutinising their contracts with their mates’ companies (that have “won” virus-related work)to make sure they get paid.
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Pedro Withe?
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Maddie- “ Lockdown, pffft… amateurs”