Monkeys Fist

It was a post which was a misguided attempt at humour, I think, that used terms related to George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter campaign, Noelie probably thought there was nowt wrong with it, but I think it was more a generational thing than him being racist. He had a bit flounce though.

This one.

Renton’s found a pub open in the Lakes, then

Just had a look at the post in question- fucking hell! Fruity.

Anyone describing the food at ‘Spoons as substantial has either never been or is in the pocket of the Twat that owns it. I’d imagine Johnson is both.

A penguin is driving to work when it’s car starts making odd noises, so Penguin drops it off at the mechanics and says it’ll be back after work to find out what’s wrong. A few hours later, Penguin waddles up to the mechanic and says, “ So, what was the trouble?” Mechanic replies, “ I think you’ve blown a seal” Penguin turns bright red and starts wiping its face.

Re-FYP.

At my lassies High school they’re asking each year group to do 2 days learning from home, due to the number of staff absences-These are 4 confirmed COVID infections, a number of self isolations and some having to stay home for childcare. Just shut the fucking schools ffs.

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I walked in on the Mrs. banging her personal trainer last night. I said “ I’m leaving, this just isn’t working out”

His version of Gertcha by popular Cockernee Beat combo Chas and Dave is one for the ages.

For @Meenzer, here’s former Basil Brush sideman Roy North doing his interpretation of Tenpole Tudor’s masterpiece. Mint.

It’s because the infection rate is Dublin. I thangew.

My lad asked if chickens like music… “ Yes son, they like Classical music” ” Really Dad, who’s their favourite composer?” ” Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach”

I rang the tinnitus helpline last night but they were no help, they didn’t even answer- it just kept ringing.

Life left him at least 30 years ago, the zombie looking fucker.

There’s no need to feel down.

I went out this afternoon for a couple of beers with a mate- we went to the Free Trade, where you had to wait to be seated by a staff member, who to took contact details, and then it was table service. They’d made changes inside the bar, mainly to do with the toilet arrangements, ( only 1 person in the bogs at a time), and I felt 100% that they did everything possible to negate the risk of catching/ spreading the Lurgy. Because we were sat outside, we left after it became Baltic, and went to Brinkburn taproom. No sign- in, no measures other than “wear a mask when you go for a piss”, all indoors. We didn’t stay.

Ritson and his Dad/trainer live about 300 yards from my previous house. Nice family.

Man?

I don’t really get why the Torygraph continue with him- he obviously hates us, so let him write about his beloved Leyton Orient and give the NE job to someone who wants it.

Manure’s 12th man is in our dugout too.

“ Can we play them every week…” ( I hope ).