Monkeys Fist

Woah woah woah- are you telling me the lads in Father Ted weren’t real priests? Down with this sort of thing.

At least as they hurtle down through the leagues, they’ll be able to look back up with smiles and think of all the friends they’ve made on the way

Aye… for now

You still using an axe to chop your vegetables, Weeble?

He’s already apologised. And bubbled. Big puff …. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/jun/05/leigh-francis-says-sorry-for-caricaturing-black-stars-on-bo-selecta

Other than being named after him?

Rayvin, of all people. Adolf Hipster.

That fry light spray is just greasy water.

Anyone ever been up Greys Monument? The stairs up are “cosy”, and there’s not a whole lot of room on the plinth around the statue once you’re up there. Good luck to any fucker trying to pull it down.

At least they won’t have to play Coventry again.

That also explains why you’ve not had kids

Solar powered one here.

Looks lovely actually.

If Trump shows up at the next presser with KFC, a fishing rod, and 6 cans of Fosters we’re in deep shit.

I expect they’ll be staging a shit-in at the SOS in protest.

I used to make my own Balti sauce base, which was a proper fuck on. Totally worth the effort, but only if you’ve got a massive stock pot.

The East India company’s army was twice the size of the British Army in the 1800s!

It wouldn’t be that much if a stretch to say that The East India company was the reason for the Empire.

Is toasted glass nicer than normal glass? edit; is it a pane to use? ( I’m available for weddings and parties).

It is. Free entry, but you need to be able to swim.

He loves the aids-ridden, flesh hacking, watermelon smiling little Piccaninnies. He just doesn’t think they should be running their own countries. ( which is ironic). https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/23/africa/boris-johnson-africa-intl/index.html

You’ll always be a bit of a pianist.