Monkeys Fist

Shall I call you a cunt now, or leave it for everyone when they see this tomorrow?

I’m no great fan of his solo career either, but this band were mint.

Had a few unexpected sherbets. Belta

I don’t care how we play, or which players we use, I just want to beat these fucking beige cunts every time. 1-0 will do me fine, but I’d like to embarrass them again if at all possible.

Dug up any rusty shite lately, or have you sold all that gear?

The first step to enlightenment is acceptance of one’s faults.

I’d have thought you’d want to draw as little attention to his head as possible. He’s like the horror version of Mrs. Doubtfire.

Are you saying we should bring back dog licences?

He might enjoy that.

This is the kind of uninformed opinion which has made the internet a melting point of misinformation over the years. Don’t get me wrong Tom, I’m no fan of Bruce, but this is just wrong. A trebuchet would be far better suited for flinging the kind of weight we’re talking about here.

“ bridge troll”

Won’t be long.

* tidies shed

You’d think they’d choose another subject for their punnery…

Magedia Just wait until we actually are owned by a shady cabal of businessmen ( and dictators… and scary coke tarts).

“British Eggs”- canned cream and sugar! I feel that wars have been started over less insulting shit than this.

Saxquatch.

Not what I was expecting…

Are you saying I’m predictable?

He looks like an even more sweaty paedo version of the sweaty paedo David Walliams.

Especially the ones that charge you £1.99 to get your money out.

That, and it’s cheaper to bury people than pay them.