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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    You’re so positive and sunny. Fuck off
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    Aaah, but which season?
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    I’d say that for at least 8-9 of those hurtful 30 years he was swimming around in his Dad’s balls, then shitting his nappy for a couple more. Incomparable.
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    The fat cunt would take the chopper down with him.
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    Ken’s missus told him she was blowing aboriginal tubes before she upped and left.
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    There’s a Stark contrast.
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    The mask hasn’t just slipped, he’s hung it from a burning cross. Trump retweets video of supporter shouting 'white power' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53212685
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    Fop’s on the Telly!
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    They’re in the “will not play” bit, so technically they’re spot on.
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    Have a round of quotes next time, but make them all Johnson quotes where he’s either pro-Europe ( loads), pro-immigration ( one or two), or a racist cunt ( fill your fucking boots).
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    Keep that fat skinbag out of this!
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    I like you. You’re so positive and sunny.
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    “ Brown”
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    My old man had dinner with John Lee Hooker. Boom! ( boom, boom, boom). edit; he actually did, Dad joke notwithstanding
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    Aye, but at least there’s no Eastern European’s stowing away on it, or something… harumph…blue passports.
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    I’ll bet it’s not as wonky as his face.
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    Was the gig a charity do, or is Jimmy just in the habit of getting up and giving speeches at random gigs?
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    I remember driving past sunderland’s training ground at Washington not long after they’d won the Cup, and my dad asking me and my older brother if we wanted to stop for autographs ( the squad were outside waiting for their bus) “ No thanks Dad” We’d have been 5 & 7 years old
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    I was walking down Grey St. when I was a kid and saw Supermac walking up on the other side of the road. Bumped in to his knee.
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    My mate had a big white rat called Frank. Frank was the most chilled out rat I’ve ever known. ( done the thing, btw).
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    “ Portami lattine!”
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    Also used to make meals for Ray Kennedy who was a regular at a bistro I worked at on Dean St. Top bloke who was always up for a chat after we’d finished cooking.
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