Monkeys Fist
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He’s got an extraordinarily large mouth, like. Reckon it’s been stretched?
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Have we mentioned that it’s in between a crematorium and a dildo shop? Someone said it’s apt for his sacking as he can fuck off and die.
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Just in case anyone wanted to report some fraud…
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Congrats @Howay, if you’re after a unique name, Fistella has been hugely unpopular for centuries. I’m so glad the fucking turd has been beaten, and that he’s taking it like a man.
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Not really necessary.
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It’s really quite uplifting HMHM, do yourself a favour.
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Just added “self pardon” to my What the Fuck Will He Do Next bingo card. https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/524786-like-it-or-not-a-trump-self-pardon-may-be-coming-soon
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Something sus about his latest- he’s not in the picture with his can of piss and bag of beard scratchings..… …Mainly because he lifted the pic from here https://www.welcomecottages.com/cottages/witton-hall-suite-two-mwe What a throbber.
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More Cringer than Battlecat then?
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Marked from 0-Cowardy Custard on the Krul Scale?
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They’ve got the map on CNN at the minute, for a change.
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Nut milk- not even once.
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That bloke from the match thread.… Truth being spoken.
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Cowardly?
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Rayvin’s been on the double strength almond milk again and is getting belligerent
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People in Philadelphia bending Trump over and dry humping him https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/jp9a0k
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That last line was unexpected but a perfect sign off.
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You don’t simply walk to work, do you?
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As far as the recount in Georgia goes- if Biden wins Pennsylvania, which he looks very likely to do, it’s game over. As I understand it, his lead and likely finishing tally in PA will be beyond the threshold for a recount there, giving him the 20 EC votes and the Presidency. Someone tell me otherwise if I’m wrong, mind.
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FYP
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Deflated udder, more like.
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Fuck me. Where do you work?
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He also directed this, which might appeal to some of you chaps. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beats,_Rhymes_%26_Life:_The_Travels_of_A_Tribe_Called_Quest
