Monkeys Fist

This is the smarstest and healiest form of the cook. Show bobs and vagene?

Yes.

Aye it is notn’t was. When I’m hunting for a buck I like to be efficient, I’ll use the legs, haunch, minge, breast, nothing gets wasted- I always make sure I get the horn, too- pretty essential.

Bad news lads, José is a confirmed MLF, on account of SBR secretly being one too. He’s waiting for Will Still to knock the morlocks back (again), then he’ll be Pennywell bound.

I’m always on the hunt for a good buck.

Yems - love a bit of heal food.

Fyp

Not even a fishing rod, 6 cans of Fosters and half a cooked chicken could save him.

Help m’Boab!

The hat’s fooling nobody mate.

Aye, but they’ve got mates and admirers across the globe.

I thought @Kevin Carr's Gloves was at the Motherwell game?

Ah, those were the days.

Which are the twa Glesgae sides are you supporting, hen?

0-5. Karius, Pope, and Shaka with a brace each. @sammynb, here’s the match thread in case you’re looking for it

I’d have had a crack at her in her youth.

Fish would… … until he realised she plays as a trequartitsout.

Btw, someone else’s turn to start the next thread. Time waits for no man, or woman, get cracking.

You’ve had your fingers burnt by fake Liz Truss going airtight, haven’t you?

Ian Beale is looking for work.