Monkeys Fist

Kuntsberg-“ Are you lactose intolerant Nigel “ Wide Mouth -“ Fucking sick of it, love”

Time to update my favourite joke. Trump is raping away at some underage lass when his mate comes in and says “ Hey Donny, I’ve got a 12yr old here, wanna rape her?” Donny says “ No thanks, I’ve got one ‘ere!”

Tragedy that he missed.

The Heed ended up not letting sunderland win , 3-2 Reggie Le Breves or whatever he’s called has already been deemed not good enough by some ( not all) of the muppets on Ready to Groom

Liszt , more like.

How many cheese pockets are on a 5XL shirt?

5XL ???? Does it come with guy lines and pegs?

Little Dazzler- “ Maa-am, there no Capybaras around here though! “ Ma Dazzler- “ Aye son, my vole caught them all.”

@Gemmill, I apologise for these chemistry puns, they’re terrible. Im not sure what the solution is?

My dad had a rat that caught Westies.

Na.

10 second rounds mate- 5 seconds to dad grunt off the stool, 5 seconds to waddle in to the middle, clink glasses, sit back down- pint.

Can we have a ringside bar so we can have a pint between our 10 second rounds, please?

Can’t imagine why, he did so well on here. You big girls blouse.

Such a base-level pun.

Would you like a fight?

Why aren’t you supporting Scotla… … oooh, awkward.

They speak your language …

Well, this has got off to a flying start …