Monkeys Fist

Just the usual TT treatment

Rayvin is absolutely thrumming with excitement at the prospect of boatloads of “positive and sunny” young Chinese lasses turning up here.

FYP.

After the bag of frozen mixed veg, so you can use the steam as stock.

Shedathon.

Dr. Groom.… … err…maybe not.

It will soon enough if these Right Wing cunts aren’t stopped. “ You have been found guilty of; 1) Holding views that are unsanctioned by The Party 2) Being Poor 3) Unemployment 4) Having skin darker than Party guidelines allow. 5) Excessive use of food banks. * choose any combination of the above You are sentenced to 5 years hard labour for Taylor Wimpey ( a Rees-Mogg subsidiary) Inc. Build, build build. Take them down”

Fucking scandalous that this isn’t reported by The Tory Propaganda Channel BBC. Although neither are remotely surprising.

When they came up with that character, do you think they were aware of what Blart meant over here?

That’s quite a range.

Disc brakes? On a scooter ( that stand would give CT’s mushroom a run for its money in the “so small it’s pointless” stakes too!)

It looks like he’s on a very expensive yacht, too. Wonder if he’s got as much tit sweat as the running pic?

Thanks Graeme, now I really want to know what Pardew and Hippo Heed think about it. Honestly.

No.

Think it was on Channel 4. He plays a thick-as-pig-shit estate agent, it’s part cringe, part laugh out loud daft.

Aye, he also does Stath Let’s Flats, which is also very good for a daft hour. His sister plays his sister in it too.

Zoom in next time.

That’s a great bit of mind-fuckery from Starmer- we all know Johnson is such a man-child that he’ll be chomping at the bit to accept it, but he’ll also know that Starmer will paste him.

Is it on BBC? I watched the first series and loved it, but can I fuck remember where it was edit; series 2 on BBC iPlayer looks like a third series had been commissioned too.

Did you send this one a dick pic though?

At least his jewels remain still cleaning.