Monkeys Fist
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Also, Americaca.
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As it happens @Dr Gloom, my back garden has become a bit of a haven for the local tit population. Great Tits, Coal Tits and Blue Tits , and spuggies. All happily nibbling my nuts. ( Finbarr aside, it’s all true ).
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Renton didn’t get on with his first neighbours- fucking Neanderthals, the lot of ‘em.
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Not a soup fan, then…
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If anyone is looking for a book to read, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Tower_(novel)
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“ Meet the Fockers”
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You there, with the beard and roller skates, yes you! Fetch me my shifter and podger please, and put them down there by the Unistrut.
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What kind of weight are you talking about? Could you get it out with a mobile engine hoist or a Genie lift?
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Digital or Plasterers?
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We are a broad church.
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For those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue, it’s a lathe.
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The Four Seasons Landscaping Press Conference just keeps on giving… … the first bloke Guiliani called up as a “witness” is a convicted sex offender. https://www.politico.com/states/new-jersey/story/2020/11/09/man-featured-at-giuliani-press-conference-is-a-sex-offender-1335241 In good company, though.
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The place is a hive of activity mate
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Since my working situation has changed somewhat, I’ve found more time to cook properly again, which is mint. Found this soup recipe, which if you follow the recipe for its broth, I’ve made meatballs from the meat and added to the soup. THE SOUP https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.greatitalianchefs.com/recipes/zuppa-imperiale-recipe/amp THE BROTH https://www.greatitalianchefs.com/recipes/meat-broth-recipe BAAALLZ https://www.greatitalianchefs.com/recipes/italian-meatball-recipe
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Something fucky about his canines- has anyone held the pic up to a mirror?
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Did you do the thing?
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This is quite nice. https://alexanderperrin.com.au/paper/shorttrip/#
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Strap him to a donkey cart!
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Aye, just reading his replies- he knew enough about her to know her mother was from India, but not enough about her to use her name. What a fucking throbber.
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I’ll thank you to keep the world’s best known Abyssinian Tripe-Hound out of this.
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Trimmed your Yew tree. 😉
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Fuck me. Who’s this racist old cunt?
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Nailed it.
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He’s just called a press conference here at 5:30pm.
