Monkeys Fist

I’m slightly disappointed that there’s no link to a shitty dissertation survey.

I was going to go out for a run, but I didn’t bother replying and became disabled.

I thought The Spy Who Didn’t Mind Me was average.

Mushroomed that for you.

Careful Toonpack- this is step 1 in his modus operandi. Next thing you know you’ll be roofied out of your mind in the back of a taxi, whilst he asks you to demonstrate your fingering technique on his Pink Instrument. Predatory.

I’ve just noticed that they’ve disrespected this journalist by spelling her name incorrectly. Left the T off the end of her surname.

Try Smeg, the new vegan spread-Medium- soft, runny when ripe, with optionally edible rind. Aroma of hobo’s crotch in a heatwave.

I’m often complimented on the texture of my nut-cheese.

You can spot drummers a mile off.

Hair on a G String? Womandolin? Pukelele?

Whatevs…

5 reasons Joelinton would love it in Yemen ( wherever the fuck it is, eh Mala?)

You’re tearing me apart City! Anyway, how’s your sex life?

Cumbrella?

“Homage”

“ Who won the Regional sports journalist of the year 2014 (The Pride of Trinity Mirror Awards)?”

Tricky one though, isn’t it? On the practical side , we need the likes of him and his Gammon Army if we’re ever going to oust The Cunts, but he also thinks strikers should be shot in front of their family’s.

It’ll give the Mrs. something else to moan about…

Hope they’re all ok mate.

Sorry, wrong Ian Watkins.

“ Does a prepositional clause require a gerund, an object, or both ?” “ Are yee tekkin the piss, Magnus?”