Monkeys Fist

Correct.

Must be serious, ewerk doesn’t do funny.

They charge £20 for a roast vegetable and feta cheese salad. I’d be taking the tableware, glasses and chairs out with me

£150 for two Sunday lunches? You robbed the thieves.

Just in case anyone hasn’t had the pleasure… https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/call-yourself-a-friend- ( Scuba diving called off due to rain??? )

Just looked them up- I know 5 out of 12, which is 5 more than I expected.

How absolutely predictable he’d come out with shit like that.

Cockroaches are obvious in one?

Would I know any of them this year?

So as a Border Reiver lad, what freaky weirdness applies to the accent from your valley? The clampets from Kielder think “tomorrow” is too convenient, it being just one word, so they say “the next again day”

A nice hat?

Depends on whether she’s in the summer or winter pasture.

Are they the Oysmonds?

Oy vey!

We’re all big lads here, you don’t need to be overly PC, just come out with it.

It’s the same principle they used to con people in to Brexit. Cunts. Every single one of them.

Aye, after the Finnish 10,000m runner. 😉

@Alex, If you didn’t sing Scatman every time you saw “Rarfy” you’re not the man I thought you were.

13yr old girl and 10yr old boy. Lassie currently thinks everything I, (and the rest of the family) do is embarrassing and spends her time avoiding us like the plague, Laddie and I play together and shit-talk each other when we fuck up. Mrs. watches any owld shite on TV. Standard, healthy family dynamics

When Scorsese films my life story, I’ve told him that the fever-dream sequence should be this cunt, endlessly repeating his fucking Zippy and George impressions ( I’ve not linked the video, you’ve all seen it hundreds of times - “ Oh man, this is hilarious, watch this…” ).

Way too vanilla for me. 😉

Im not even going to say it… just fnarr.

Aye, that’s a bizarre one, and not that uncommon, weirdly. I kind of understand that people might have a curiosity/fascination with it, but keep that shit to yourself, you fucking serial killer in-waiting. There’s some notorious footage of Serbian blokes and Mexican cartels killing people in the most godawful ways which a lot of lads I’ve worked with seem to see having viewed it as a badge of honour- aye, thanks but no thanks, I’m quite happy living my life aware that it’s happened but I have no desire to see it.

Bumboclaat!

29p down the drain!