Monkeys Fist

Goes well with Gin.

Gets on my wick.… Ooer, missus.

You haven’t seen HMHM’s Elton joke, then.

You ok Hun? PM me.

Since it’s Watford- Elton John was asked what kind of salad he’d like. “ Rocket Man!” Fuck off

Trying to spot the pun here did my napa in.

Very good Fish, batavia seen Dougle’s post above?

That’s kos you can’t improve perfection ( I’d say this is a burn, but it’s only slightly chard).

Little Gem of a comment there, Robin.

Tubs smashing out his comment above…

It seemed the logical progression.

Fair point.

https://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2020/july/academy-manager-vacancy

Michael Cohen, Trump's ex-lawyer, ordered back to jail https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53357098 The Yanks are fucking weird when it comes “their rights”… Judge- ”You can serve the remainder of your sentence at home if you like?” Trump Cunt- ” Yes please” Judge- ” But, you can’t use social media until your time’s up…” Trump Cunt- ” Muh Twitter!! Fuck you, take me back to the COVID infested jail”.

His daughter running out of best friends for him to shag while his Mrs. recovers from cancer?

MFed your post.

I understand his section about Bruce being a decent bloke etc, but he’s missed what I reckon is the majority feeling towards him. I loved Hughton, was bemused by JFK,I fucking despised Pardew with a seething passion, I was embarrassed by Dutch Schteve and Carver. Utterly in love with Rafa. I’m absolutely indifferent to Bruce, if I’m honest. When they engineered Rafa’s exit, the last shred of a fuck I gave went with him. edit; I’m sure he’s aware that so many fans just don’t care anymore, I’m just surprised he didn’t mention it.

Cheers, Loadsamoney.

And the bloke pointing out that the “Spitfire” on his left shoulder is a Messerschmidt 109.

Tidied

Any chance of a copy and paste for us skinflints?

About halfway through the lockdown I started squeezing pillows and our winter walking jackets. I’ve been feeling down ever since.

They need to call Spanish Granny for a renovation job.

Bit harsh there Renton, he was only trying to be positive and sunny.