Monkeys Fist

Or open her mouth…much.

Badonk.

I like this new game.

Kudos down at the shelter- gets the best bunk and first pick of the winter coats.

Nissan preparing to fuck off out of it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54986195 @Christmas Tree , as a confirmed Labour voter, this’ll boil your piss, won’t it?

Kwality.

No chill

Didn’t have arugula, used cilantro instead… Doesn’t it feel a bit “school dinners” with the carrots cooked for so long?

Were you scared of the tall buildings and donkeyless carriages?

I’d sooner shit in my hands and clap than give that über-Tory shitstain my vote, no matter what his current issue-of-the-day is.

Can someone give Farage, and his never ending stream of one-issue Partys, The Covid please and thank you.

I used to argue that wearing one was pointless for me, since the area of noggin protected by said helmet was less than that covered by a pea on a drum. First rope access company I worked at had to buy me a different lid as the ones they used, which were pretty much industry standard at the time, simply would not fit on my enormous heed.

The racists are getting their fanny hairs knotted because Sainsburys have a black family in part of their Christmas ad. Goodwill to All Men… except the brown ones, eh? Cunts.

😉 Ayatollah isn’t it?

Hail fellow planet head. Following two careers that involve wearing a helmet for most of the time wasn’t my wisest move.

“thon” Tune in the next again day for more archaic language from the land of confusion- are we English or are we Sweaties? We’re both, and neither!

If the grape in your drink has time to defrost, time to hit the road.…

The shifts must fly by.

The only time I’ve ever been there, we walked without paying either- we didn’t actually order anything, though, because we waited half an hour after being seated and no one had even come to take a drinks order.

People that think Coldplay are good.

Is he in it for the long run? ( see ewerk? This is god-tier. )

Correct.