Monkeys Fist

Labour club’s open, innit? 😉

He’s a bit deaf and thought people said his flag should be half-caste, and he’s not having any of that nonsense now we’re out Yewrope, thankyouverymuch.

Reading this comment straight after the sex-chair thread is doing my brain no good. Essembeeeeeeeeyooowww!

This comment is the GOAT(se).

Also, FYP.

This week on Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World, the teleporting Flag Wankers of Chapel Park.

Fyp

Spotted a proper flag-wanker out in my travels this morning… I can only assume he is too overcome with grief to bother his arse to drop it to half mast, in honour of his recently departed Boss Racist.

Maybe you should, you dull tit.

There’ll be absolute carnage in the Diamond beer garden tomorrow… Crispmageddon.

Chief Vicar Justin Welby came out with this, straight-faced, today. “Prince Philip showed a remarkable willingness to take the hand he was dealt in life…” Fuck me rigid.

FYP

Won’t be ruining my Sunday shite, either.

Why’ve you put grapes in it’s eyes?

If we’re doing before and afters, just brought the Turder back from the dog barber- quite the change! Other than the obvious skinheed, he had his claws trimmed, and looking at the difference in stance, he was walking flat-flooted beforehand as they were so long, whereas now he’s bouncing about like Iggy on a speed bender. He needs to drop a bit of weight, too, as the skank was obviously feeding him her pizza/cheese on toast scraps and KFC lickings.

Both full of shite 😉

Again, still not sure.

This hasn’t answered my question.

How do you tell which end is which?

By the time he’s had his dreads shaved off, had his claws trimmed, and had the Pennywell stank washed off him, he’ll be half the size and twice as happy. I’m going to get him some toy keys so I can shake them at him, just to remind him of his heritage

Bizarre Napoleon Dynamite fact No. 5; The actors who play Napoleon and Pedro both have identical twin brothers. Now, eat the food Tina, you fat lard.

Anyone who keeps working after a massive lottery win should have it taken off them.