Monkeys Fist

Ewerk goes to the dentist…

I just thank God I’m an atheist.

Condolences lads, sorry I can’t help you with advice. If it’s any consolation, I doubt Half Mancock or his advisors could help you either, and they made the rules.

8 out of Diego.

They can’t fucking help themselves, can they?

Massive Lads Fan, apparently, they’ll be devastated down the road.

“Tinted pedo specs” They’re not wrong, mind.

Fair point- we’d need someone more persuasive than Penfold to convince him to take a drop in wages and quality of squad

This is a bit weird. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/55056643 Former French “Chaser d’Oeufs” Christophe Dominici has died at 48, after witnesses saw him fall from a disused building he’d climbed. Wtf?

Just saying…

@TheGingerQuiff, don’t read this mate, it’s soon.

Get crooning, Gloomster. It’s as certain as shite stinking.

Whilst Schnorbs has a clear weight advantage, Shep is remarkably fast on his hind legs, and just the right amount of crazy. I’d go for the underdog here, Jeff.

It’s pedantry like this that keeps me coming back here.

43rd Clause… “ Should fowle humours from the Eastern barbarians befall this Lande, none shall be strycken to be confyn’d within their hovels, neither king, merchant nor barber-surgeon” * * and my arse is purple velvet.

Tbf, you’d have to be really unlucky to have a Swedish partner who wasn’t very good looking.

What are the odds she voted Leave?

I’m surprised the Six-Fingered Specials haven’t claimed him as a MLF.

I might go to Chester and shoot a Welshman through with a crossbow… on a Sunday…after midnight.

If the takeover doesn’t happen, the chances of which are slimmer than Lena Zavaroni, I’d put good money on Pulis being our next bloke to pull us out of the Championship after Bruce inevitably relegates us. ( On a side note, I delivered goods and comestibles to Emil Krafththfth today- big lad, likes his broccoli. His Mrs has gone “in the bank”, too ).

Between the ears, too..… Can we just settle on dead from the neck up?

Mackems- permanently in tier 3.

So @AlbertSmith50, how long have you worked on the BT online promotion team?

When I worked abroad on the activity camps we’d have a “Christmas” piss-up on July 25th-Summer Christmas. No idea where it started but it was a big tradition. The kitchen tent used to do Christmas dinner, there’d be secret Santa, and a tree.

Quiff smashing Andrew’s windows whilst Quiff’s ex’s ex is smashing her back doors in. The circle of life