Monkeys Fist

That’s six times more interest than me.

As if they know who their father is…

“ Remember-Careless can sometimes mean Carless!”

Apt that this fuckwit resurfaces in a thread about a persistent infection that just won’t fuck off.

Filters it through his face minge to get the lumps out.

Papa BouBye Deadop, more like. I can’t do it for you

I don’t think a post has ever been more suited to its username

I could never hear his name without imagining a big pink blob shape shifting its way around the pitch. RIP Barbapapa.

Apparently some texts from Methven have leaked, where he berates their fans as “toxic” who hate everyone- owners managers and players, and calls them “lobotomised monkeys”. Mint

They are truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Has Hippoheed ruled himself out yet?

Next match is at home to… … Burton Albion.

I’m sure he’ll get a decent payoff, he had his contract checked by his London lawyers.

Simple eh? Just pull a few thousand trained nurses and doctors out of the magic cupboard and job’s a good’un. John Redwood, never forget

I’m not saying the death of Lord Vader and the disappearance of the Utah monolith are linked, but they’re definitely linked. RIP Mr. Skywalker Snr.

Like clockwork.

edit; wtf? Big Daft Joe

“When you’ve had the best, the rest are…ehhm… y’kna…shite.”

FYP

Newcastle have now failed to score in the first half of 20 of their last 26 Premier League games.

Still frosty

I’m concerned about @wykikitoon, he’s not been about lately- I reckon that useless cow that just spends t’whole day on t’phone has finally sent him over the edge and he’s gone on a rampage at work, but since everyone’s wfh he’s been locked in there since the 5th and has been surviving on the moldy leftovers that “all these fucking manky bastards” left in the staff fridge.