Monkeys Fist

These gave me superhuman skills on my Raleigh Grifter

I had a pet duck that hired a duck butler to open and close doors, slice his lettuce and other butlery stuff. When I asked how he was going to pay him he said, ”Just put it on my bill”.

Bloody hell. He always looked like he’d just smelt a particularly bad beer fart that Cathy Secker had crop-dusted him with just before going on air. RIP

( playing it on a loop adds another level of daft).

They also conveniently ignore the numerous times Shearer has said we’re also shite, because that wouldn’t fit with the “Cabal Earth” theory. Fucking daft tramps.

He’ll fit right in with the next (in his own head) owner.

Can we also acknowledge that Matt Hancock’s Mam obviously loves it up her, too?

Up there with your Jump shot thread in the quality content stakes.

Speaking of Namibia… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-55173605

Meanwhile, in Cloud Cuckoo Land…

I’m with PL and NJS here like, my first thought was “US states” which were divvied up by European colonists, after all.

No, but then he wasn’t our first black manager. I don’t remember Gullit’s colour being even mentioned upon his appointment, mind, but I could be rose-tinting it?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/opinions-on-campbell.1535487/ Open arms

About as well as they’re handling “pissing League 1”.

That’s six times more interest than me.

As if they know who their father is…

“ Remember-Careless can sometimes mean Carless!”

Apt that this fuckwit resurfaces in a thread about a persistent infection that just won’t fuck off.

Filters it through his face minge to get the lumps out.

Papa BouBye Deadop, more like. I can’t do it for you

I don’t think a post has ever been more suited to its username

I could never hear his name without imagining a big pink blob shape shifting its way around the pitch. RIP Barbapapa.

Apparently some texts from Methven have leaked, where he berates their fans as “toxic” who hate everyone- owners managers and players, and calls them “lobotomised monkeys”. Mint