Monkeys Fist

What odds on this bootlicker being our dearly loved Penfold?

Poor timing

Is that the directors cut of Raiders of the Lost Arse?

Oh my sides… Fuck off and die, cunt.

Top camera work by the current Mrs. PL.

If they’re looking for a Rich new chairman with impeccable backers and huge credibility…

“ So that’s three Cappucinos, Four Lattes, Two white with sugar, a Tea, a Mint tea, two waters and a Blackcurrant Fruit Shoot for me?”

Stealing this.

Single use only.

Why not just decide who’s won the game beforehand, send the players out to record some “highlights” with a shitty soundtrack, then put them out on TikTok?

CT stood on the left of the rock … … and on the right.

Nah, at least 50% of NUFC supporters like vaginas.

Acuna has piled the beef on, mind.

I’m surprised Bruce is always portrayed as green cabbage, when it would be far more apt if he was pickled red cabbage.

You think Billy washes, like?

Nice, I’ll give that a listen tomorrow on my day off- might get lightly blootered whilst I do

Is that Princess Leia peeping out the window behind Johnson?

Aye, imagine having Quiff as a mate…

Breaking out the Brannigans Lamb and Fucking Mint!

Just watched a Goshawk devour one of our Spuggie Crew in the back garden. #heronfoods

Pollygon, more like. Great actor. RIP

If his school is owt like my kids’ primary, you’ll be spending most of it on “voluntary” donations and “optional” activities, not to mention whatever the latest marketing scam/craze he and his mates will “neeeeeeed Daaaaad “.