Monkeys Fist

Wykiki getting getting flashbacks

Come on Team Meat Tube!

Alreet Raoul, calm down!

Has Micah Richard’s borrowed a jacket off Lineker?

As well as making tea, ( had my shit, shower and shake), I’m trying to work out how the punditry tonight, for a Blackburn v Newcastle game, will manage to shoehorn in a 5 minute section of jizzing about Liverpewl Football Cgggghlub? Any takers? Will it be before the game, at HT, or FT? ( or all of the above).

They should have a word with our polydactyl friends down the road, didn’t do them any harm, if anything it’s raised their profile to a global level, not far off Barca or Madrid.

My fivehead starts at the back of my neck now.

Just got in from graft- Three S’s then make some tea, then I’ll imagine…

Aye, and he was absolutely bang on too.

I’d go for it if it’ll stop you quoting Bangles lyrics.

Just sent this to my “transport planner” It’s a truck on tow in front of me at the lights. This lad is thicker than a gallon of whale spunk.

Worked with loads and they were, without a single exception, fucking unbearable. I worked with a couple of lads from the Wirral who went to great lengths to explain that they were Woolybacks, not Scousers, they were Tranmere fans too. They despised Scousers, more so than any of us on here, I got the impression it was like Geordies and Mackems, but with the same awful accent

That, combined with her destroying social housing, is her legacy, the horrible cunt that she was.

Fyp, hen.

If you log on to Ancestry.com from a sunderland postcode you get Way too complicated

If a mackem and his wife get divorced are they still brother and sister?

Excellent read that mind.

Can’t afford it mate since they got relegated.

The Normans weren’t even French either.

His from fear, or yours from the thrill of it all?

Not even the ones at work?