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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I certainly hope we don’t get as stretched, or are as leaky at the back.
  2. With any luck they’ll have been on a bender and we might avoid another savaging. So only 0-3 or something.
  3. I know someone that fits- bet he voted Leave.
  4. The Skinbag was in full bluster mode today. I don’t believe a single thing he says anymore, which is nice…
  5. Only four years to go then…
  6. What’s this Bridget not washing her hands story? Sounds right up my street
  7. I’ve said before, Jay Jay Sea had some serial killer vibes Nice chap though.
  8. Congrats on the nuptials Ant! Craig turning up, Ant bollocking on about tech stuff, The Boldon Bunter pitching up like a lapdog- it’s like the good old days So, with that in mind, and since Ant isn’t allowed to look at other ladies’ tits anymore, here’s one from the Fist Archives.
  9. Fair play to the owld lad, he’s pulling a power move pointing his cock at Her Maj.
  10. Spot on Tom. My grandad was a miner from Washington, black and white all his life, went to Roker Park if we were playing away because he got very little time off and liked watching a game.
  11. It’s like shit lesbian porn- two bald cunts going at each other in the most mild way possible.
  12. Mix it with a bit of water, obvs, rub it over the lens( both sides), then wipe them off with dry paper towels. It should keep them from fogging long enough to do your shopping. Shaving cream also works.
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