Monkeys Fist

Baht she wuz wan of us, you Norvern Mahnkey.

He’s definitely on something.

Not as terrified as her cats when they read this, though.

2020

Never Tried Oranges? Not Totally Out? Nonce Training Organiser? There’s an imaginary group of Millwall arseholes in the moving picture show Green Street known as The NTO, but no real-life hardman would name themselves after a pretend group of luvvies, would they?

“ Eeh, our well-spoken Johnny, what time do you call this? Where’ve you been son?” ” Out smashing pussy Mam”

Fair point, You need to take up Shedding. It’s a whole new world.

That’s like Gary Glitter criticising Jimmy Savile.

I was looking through some Hearns clips and never realised he was in the double KO club.

This is thoroughly depressing… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-55239668 TLDR-The weight of human-made objects will overtake that of all flora and fauna by the end of the year.

If you’re on PlayStation, @Ant, Just Cause 4 is free this month on PS+ I downloaded it for Fist Jnr, told him it’s “grown-up Fortnite, with extra explosions”. He’s loving it. 👍 Your wean might like it?

He’s a martyr to his bowels, eeeeh, this weather is playing hell with his sciatica.

Claude Monet is more impressionist than Joelinton.

Unless it was him kicking them, you’d end up with a sore ankle.

Jesus! The reach on the bloke!

I’d have a tiny shred of respect for them* if just once, one of these lickspittle fuckers would just admit that they got something wrong. * I wouldn’t, they’re rancid scum, but you get my point.

Surely not.

Considering the life he lead it’s incredible he made it to within spitting distance of 100.

Bonington? I doubt his four sons would be interested in an oik like me.

Fucking shite is giving it more credit than it deserves.

Looks mint, tbf.

Is the sock full?