Monkeys Fist

Your new telly is bigger than Milton Nunez. (5’3” , to save you the bother ).

So. Much. Bacon.…

I was thinking Geoffrey from Rainbow.

Should’ve made a commode, tbf.

I absolutely didn’t check out her digital knickers in photo mode.

She’d be fucked. First time for everything, I suppose.

I got the dlc episodes for Odyssey after killing all the Cult and still wanting more sunshine and tits £33 for another 50+ hours of content seemed fair enough. Also- Atlantis!

They’ll shit their pants and demand some other fucker cleans it up.

I’ve just got back from a stroll along the Roman Wall from Housesteads to Steel Rigg and back with the Fistlets. I’m all about wearing masks in shops and social distancing etc, but we encountered an entire family fully masked ( and rubber-gloved ) about halfway along the walk.… … in the middle of the countryside, with a mild hurricane blowing.

Where’s Donald’s hair gone? I can just see some letters matching his skintine, floating in nothingness.

You’d think we’d be used to it.

End of the week then?

I was rewatching Breaking Bad and it struck me that it’s similar to Kojak, because there’s police in BB and Walter is Bald and Kojak is a bald policeman.

Aye but the ambition is Top 10.… on a regular basis. Fuck me, stop it Brucie, I can only get so hard.

Not sure she’s a Tory mind. But you’re probably right about the lube.

Smelt of onions, spitter.

Oh Well

No way Milner is 44

Sunderland owner Stewart Donald enters 'period of exclusivity' with prospective buyer https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53544603 He’s going to sell it to that beardy charlatan, isn’t he?

Have I shagged Ms. Mirren without my knowledge?