Monkeys Fist

And watch as the BeIN stooge Mautiss slips away, not interested, whispering “job done”.

Ashley £17million up, too. The fat fuck

Linda Lusardi providing 1980s teenager paydirt.

He’s not Paul Win, win, win,win, WIN.

Slightly related, I saw these in a NT gift shop and had a Finbarr chuckle to myself.

Definitely maybe?

Yiz playin pool n yiz snookad, can yiz play the jump shot? ( hitting cue baal awwa anuntha baal te hit ya cullad baal)? Yes ah nah?

Weird…

It does sound a bit too Dylan to be Dylan.

Fucking hell. This is worse than 2016

Is that a quote from Richard Keys, who shagged his daughter’s best friend whilst his wife was having cancer treatment? Because if it is Richard Keys, who shagged his daughter’s best friend whilst his wife was having cancer treatment, I’d rather not read it, because Richard Keys shagged his daughter’s best friend whilst his wife was having cancer treatment.

*inactions.

I reckon Leazesmag has spent the last eight or so years gently rocking back and forth in a shit-smeared room, demanding the nurses answer his questions.

Seeing this for the first time- Prince does Radiohead.

I heard he’d pop a frozen grape in his Trumpmouth every morning.

This is going to be mint

Pfft! Space deities don’t work in a vacuum! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Only 56 too. Fuck.

Your new telly is bigger than Milton Nunez. (5’3” , to save you the bother ).

So. Much. Bacon.…