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  1. Monkeys Fist
    I like Vacation, it reminds me of the flat-earther documentary Behind The Curve, because Christina Applegate is in Vacation, and BTC talks about false globes. I’ll see myself out …
  2. Monkeys Fist
    If they made an agreement to sell back to PIF, would this pass? I’d imagine not, just based on proof of funds etc ( if PIF clearly loaned Reubens funds to increase their stake), but could the PL stop it if the agreement was private? I’m sure they could, given that they sat on the previous deal for 4 months until it fucked off, but I’d be interested if anyone knew the legalities of the above?
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Following a “slightly” booze fuelled conversation about the best biscuits that you can’t get anymore with my sister-in-law a few days ago, a pack of Lemon Puffs arrived from amazon today. I married the wrong sister, didn’t I?
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Easy.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    They can look forward to “their cup final” against the classiest club on the planet next year.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Reminds me of when my 3yr old wanted to be Arsenal and Mingenal. So proud.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    I’m not wrong though.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Northumberland Park ( West Allotment) Aldi is the most Frou Frou Aldi.
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Look, like I’ve said, I totally agree that’s it’s a pile of bollocks the PL sat on this until it went away, but I also firmly believe you’re in cloud-cuckoo-land if you think an online petition will do anything to change it. It’s already evident how many NUFC fans wanted this to happen, 96% was a figure I saw somewhere, Ashley clearly wants out, but no one other than NUFC fans care. We have a Government hell-bent on driving the country off a cliff so that they can fill their mate’s pockets-they don’t fucking care.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    UK officials have allowed more people to die unnecessarily from Covid 19 than have signed this petition. Why would they give a fuck what a private business does ?
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Which “UK officials” do you mean? “They” don’t fucking care. Crack on though.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    “ Just the one”
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Mrs. F. has just made G&T’s… that’ll be me transforming into Uncle Monty in about 20 minutes
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Cask Ex was/is one the classics. Fucking loopy juice, but lovely
  15. Monkeys Fist
    I’ve still got a can of Export from Christmas Day, ( it’s Pa Fist’s poison), and, barring desperation, it’ll still be there for him this Christmas.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Maybe his Mrs. likes a bit of strange.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, it’s usually the shittiest can you have, because otherwise you’d have necked it the night before. ( I’m looking at you, three year old can of McEwans Export)
  18. Monkeys Fist
    I’m making piri piri chicken and beardy hipster style grain shite for lunch and listening to Zero 7. ( and also getting mildly pissed whilst I’m at it )
  19. Monkeys Fist
    That’s a perfect description.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Fair play to you mate, but they’ve just spent 17 weeks ignoring a £300 million bid for one of their member clubs, why would they take a different approach to an online petition? I absolutely share your frustration, but there is quite literally fuck-all we can do about it.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Notice how he doesn’t explicitly blame Stavely, because he knows he’d get shot to bits. Fucking cowardly tbh.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Especially when you’re getting the heavy evils from the Mrs. for spewing on the carpet. Happy Sunday, fancy a runny egg washed down with red wine?
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Apocalypse Now is great- reminds me of that 1980s show, Airwolf, because they have helicopters and people wear uniforms.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, shit news TDan. Best of luck finding somewhere new.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    He’s rightly calling you out for being (yet another) useless Mackem troll Jonny. Not the first, nor the last, but as fucking thick as the rest. Looking forward to your next disaster?
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