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  1. Monkeys Fist
    “Dearest Beatrice, You’re 32 now- it’s safe to move back in to Dad’s estate. You’re well out of his range. Love Mam.”
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Cameron- “ Shiiiit, which pub have I left my fucking kids in?” edit; wouldn’t Johnson be running away from his kids?
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Every Premier League winning club of the last 10 years, including Leicester, has been funded by businesses with questionable, at best, and downright immoral, in truth, practices. If your concern is having a “clean” club, follow another sport- I hear quoits is fairly wholesome.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    What’s £581 divided by 25? Asking for a hairy friend.…
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  6. Monkeys Fist
    I actually read that whole document.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Can’t wear a mask as it slows down the nugget consumption rate.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    I mean, we all know exactly what he’s going to do, and it’ll be hilarious.
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Bah gawd, you’re right- mimimum age of 35 for presidential candidates. She’s got 5 to go.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    It’s the writing bit they struggle with.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    I dare him.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    This footage of Beirut is mental, shows the size of it , and if you look at the building on the left, it’s windows explode a split second before the shockwave hits those filming.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Dick Holden. Fair play though.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Odds on that there’ll be literally tens of them furiously cultivating their ratty, ginger version of a tramp beard for the 15th new messiah this decade.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    @Howay “Swamp Rat” Thanks for his new official title.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    They’re only young- do them a favour and tell them they’re getting ripped off.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    Only 32 megatons.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    At least Jose will have thought he liked it.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    And more.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    And yet he got sequoias right.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    That’s fucking huge. There’s other footage of it here. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/aug/04/beirut-explosion-huge-blast-port-lebanon-capital and
  22. Monkeys Fist
    But do they really want to spunk it all on a football club? Surely the PIF deal reduces their risk? ( I mean the original deal, or any dodgy version of that they can get away with).
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Then my life changes for the better- more biscuits.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    I like Vacation, it reminds me of the flat-earther documentary Behind The Curve, because Christina Applegate is in Vacation, and BTC talks about false globes. I’ll see myself out …
  25. Monkeys Fist
    If they made an agreement to sell back to PIF, would this pass? I’d imagine not, just based on proof of funds etc ( if PIF clearly loaned Reubens funds to increase their stake), but could the PL stop it if the agreement was private? I’m sure they could, given that they sat on the previous deal for 4 months until it fucked off, but I’d be interested if anyone knew the legalities of the above?
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