Monkeys Fist

I’m proud of you…Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

Anyone bought a new composite front door lately, and if so, any company recommendations/warnings? I’ve spent the last …too fucking long trawling through a sea of cuntery when I just want someone to give me a fucking price, online, to make and fit me a door. Please.

At least Lebanon won’t have to worry about it.

Suburb of Blyth, historically.

What if Trump died by having Pence forced up his arse, splitting the Donald and suffocating Pence? Win win.

https://buy.meanewwankshedplease

Are we just grinding for XP now, then?

“ If Only You Knew The Power Of The Duck Side...”

Someone’s nicked your candles mate, and …err… I think your Mrs.has left something in the ice-bucket.

Of course there was … Shaun Lawson says there was, so there must’ve been. Shaun Lawson, who hell he?

I fixed the balls on the abacus we bought our teenaged daughter on her 1st birthday, and Mrs.F came up and said ” Oh, that’s so lovely, but what are the little ball things” I said ” It’s the little things that count.”

#fuck off.

Until he broke the crust on his kegs…

I’d be “fuck the washing, run away!”

I wonder if he likes Goodfellas and Will.I.Am?

Don’t wash- just be honking. Result.

“Crisp” is so common, I prefer “potato thins”.

I’d take those Nigeria and DRC figures with a hefty pinch of salt.

US C-19 deaths predicted to top 295,000+ by Dec. 1st, greater than their WWII death toll. https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-death-projection-1523522 MAGA.

It reminded me of The Taking of Pelham 123, because both films have guns and underground trains.

It’s been bugging me what this reminded me of, for hours. Got it.…