Monkeys Fist

It’s pre-pre-Scouts. Beavers—Cubs—Scouts—Prison So aye, what Quiff said.

I never said there was tbf (there is). Its Quiff who seems to want to distance himself from his home region.

In several million years from now, when humans have long since left the home planet and struck out to other solar systems in search of new planets to fuck up, the answer to the question , “ What’s the dullest band there’s ever been?” will still be Coldplay. Edit; As language evolves, sometimes at an incredible pace within single lifetimes, the general term for “absolute shite” will still be Bawitdaba

I totally understand.

Not that place on Teeside then? Ok

Did you get it from Dalton? ( thought you didn’t do Italian food ?)

I never knew one of the McGann brothers was in the 2nd dullest band in the world (far left) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-57148468

Nah, she’ll only get eleventy-ten thousand million votes. Man-of-the-people- billionaire-richest-MP-in-the-House Sexy Rishi Sunak is our next Cunt In Chief. (Sorry for all the hyphens, I’m having a stroke)

Not Cressida-“ Now come on little Meenz, we have to sell enough unwanted Laura Ashley tat to the plebs so that we can send money to the starving folks in Africa- won’t that be fun?” Little Meenz-“ Ffs, all I want to do is check out the sexy bitches at Beavers…” I feel your pain

Are your parents called Malcolm and Cressida?

Nah, never stop pointing out what an absolute dog turd of a human he is. I don’t know what it’ll take for people to turn on the cunt, but given what he’s already got away with, when it does eventually happen it’ll be a joy to watch. Hopefully he takes a load of his scum cronies with him.

It’s been reported elsewhere that he also put the milk in the tea after he’d poured the tea- fucking savage.

So, you’re not just posh, you’re Gosforth Posh. ( I think Sammy has slightly misunderstood the players in the above drama, btw Fat wobbler was a visiting tradesman to the house, bang tidy wife was the house owner. )

“Yiz playin pool n yiz snookad, can yiz play the jump shot? ( hitting cue baal awwa anuntha baal te hit ya cullad baal)? Yes ah nah?” Today’s lesson- Meth and Blue Pop don’t mix.

Stick all three in the ring at the same time- last man standing wins. I reckon Fury and Joshua could have Wilder out in the 1st round with a bit of co-operation, then have at it I’d watch it.

Interesting shift tonight- knocked on a punter in Gosforth and she answered the door with “ Can you help, call an ambulance, he’s collapsed!” I go in to find a seriously porky sparky in her kitchen, greyer than Manc Mag, sweating like Renton when the builders turn up, semi-conscious and with his 17yr old son stood rooted the spot. I got the lad on the phone for an amberlamps, checked fatty out and discerned- ‘he’s not having a heart attack right now’ which was good, checked he wasn’t/hadn’t had a stroke, then spoke to the 999 lass. Paramedic dispatched, she told me to go to Linden Road church ( which was just around the corner), and get the defibrillator “just in case” until the paramedic arrived. Medic was there when I got back, checked out Tubs and worked out that he’d probably popped a ligament in his knee as he bent over, jumped up too fast and that, combined with the admittedly excruciating pain of his knee exploding, had caused him to black out. Ffs, the useless fat fucker. Still, the wife who’s house it was was bang tidy, and very grateful. ( no, not that grateful)

His brother is callled Muriel, anyone would think Alisson’s deed Dad wanted daughters.

The sound of them whining like little bitches when they don’t win will be audible on Tyneside, like a distant siren… except to the tune of “Sack the Manager/Board/Cleaning Lady!”

Well, there it is. Do you have to slip them a woofie?

Nah she’s not, but t00nraider2 is , the dog bumming shyster.

He bums dogs. There.

I feel your pain.

Toilet trader.