Monkeys Fist

Are we talking about the midget MF’er? ( subtlety isn’t my forte to use the Italiano, or Francais, or am I wide of the Mark?)

Pinocchios pronouns are now He/Haw He/Haw. I’ll get me coat.

I was at the Almasty taproom last night, and sneezed a couple of times. If looks could kill

“ Anyone know any good builders- there’s a Callipo in it “.

It’s insane isn’t it? Worried about bringing the virus back from France- create a situation where ferries and plane are jam-packed. Clever.

Thatsh when you light up the doobie, crack a beer and start trudging.

Also, hands up the last person to post a pic of their personal bar with a bottle of champagne on it?

Skiing? Pffffft.

( mind you, I have been snowboarding with a beer and a smoke more than several times ).

Because it’d be even duller than you.

Rounders with extra ‘Murica, innit.

“ Now get out there, pull your shorts up to your neck, and get sent off!”

Meet him for a pint in the Labour club before the match. He’s the one at the end of the bar, wearing a Mackem top, makes Simon Weston look like Brad Pitt.

I told you not to let Farmer Giles install them.

Started with a tweet.

What more proof do we need?

Bingo

It was revenge for Leazes Mag, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Leazes was a made man and Fish wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Admins. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Fish in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

@wykikitoon, don’t read this, it’ll set you off again.

Careful Fish, If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you. It doesn't happen that way. There aren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. So your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends, the people who have cared for you all of your life, and they always seem to come at a time when you're at your weakest and most in need of their help.

Aye, best news of 2020, I’m hoping they get sponsored by Tennents but it’ll likely be this bamp’s imaginary Red Bull knock-off, which you can’t buy anywhere I’ll give him 6 months before the Wrath of Pallion hits him.

Can’t you just edit them out entirely? ” Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm… … Goodnight and thank you.” Bingo.