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    Tbf, we say that before most seasons, but equally, most seasons are utter shit shows. Our only hope now is William Storey…
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    Season review in a nutshell.
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    Friend of mine bought a campsite in NW Scotland in the last days of the Before Times- she’s just opened and posted this pic of her going to clean the shower block in her anti COVID/fucking midge gear. Kielder midges are the worst mind, the fuckers are sentient- they worked out how to open a set of double, offset “midge-proof” doors when I worked at the Calvert Trust.
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    Good luck trying, you filthy animal.
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    Wacky jnr- legend
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    Gone right over my head, that.
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    “Not Afraid of Stairs”
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    Little Winger?
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    Stupid long horses.
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    He’s touchy, like Trump but, well, Tramp.
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    He realised a milk float was a better investment of his £2:50.
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    “ Oh man, wait until you hear Walk of Life- that’s a floor filler!”
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    He’s such a tight cunt though, he’ll probably turn up with some junior from Browell Smith & Co. “ Faahck paying sahm cahnt wiv a wig!”
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    Mark Knopfler once talked about the history of steel string guitars to his former wife for 7hours. Fucking monster.
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    I also wonder if Ryan Parry, West Coast Editor, smokes weed everyday. The universe is full of unknowable mystery.
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    You sure it’s not Tommy Lee smashing Pamela Anderson’s face off the cymbals? Lovely bunch of lads.
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    ( Chad Smith on cowbell).
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    Like a Mackem Sacha Baron Cohen.
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    Is he the same sax bloke that finagled his way in to post-Waters Pink Floyd live sets, because if there’s two of them, that’s even more unsettling.
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