Monkeys Fist

This is like a miniature re-telling of Brexit. Kexit. edited to add, I hope a tree doesn’t fall on your head.

Well, stuprum mihi.

Forgive me for not getting my hopes up just yet.

“ Meet me in The Hagia Sophia after the game for a mint tea?”

When did we start referring to the EU as a “bloc”?

“his parents, active Republicans, told local media in 2019 that their dinner table conversations “may have rubbed off” on him. Already having offered tours of his fossil collection for $2, Benton thought the hot chocolate sales would be a good way to help the We Build the Wall effort. So he did, and the money poured in — along with insults. People online called the second-grader a “little Hitler.” (His father told local television in Texas at the time that “If he’s going to do it, he needs to learn that there’s going to be a little backlash.”) Bannon featured Stevens and his parents at a July 26, 2019, fundraiser, announcing that he had raised $25,000 for the effort. “Thank you to the We Build the Wall crew,” said Benton’s father, Shane Stevens. “I love what they’re doing here today.” Stevens did not respond to requests for comment on the revelation that the campaign was a scam.”

You should hold your phone up to the caravan’s panoramic window to let the bedraggled, wind-battered kids outside see how caring you are

And I thought Gemmill loved pegging.

“One of the biggest donors to We Build the Wall was a 7-year-old in Texas who set up a hot chocolate stand so he could collect donations for the effort.” …Not the first time Trump and his cronies have fucked kids.

Why is his tent from the American Civil War?

Taken 10 minutes after one of his mystery kids showed up.

Wrong Ian Watkins?

No blubbering, yet.

Perfect poetic justice isn’t it- “Build the Wall, keep the criminals out!” … get fucked over by real criminals. I’m sure they’ll blame the Democrats somehow- “ If the Nasty Dems hadn’t had a witch hunt against these Patriots, they wouldn’t be looking at jail time!”

Nice development site available for a holiday home in Scotland if you don’t mind waiting a while for it.

Collar and cuffs then.

Are you a Ginge?

Wait… are you a Sunblock Succubus too?

I find the idea of a herd of midgets running in terror from lemon scented candles quite amusing.

I would piss myself if he’s actually ginger.

In today’s edition of “ Guess What These Fuckers Have Done Now?”…

I think he and ewerk should meet for a pint in the Labour club and talk out their differences. Then call the amberlamps

If only he’d kept it in the shed, though.