Monkeys Fist

NSFF ( Not Safe For @The Fish, obvs).

We are soooo fucked.

UM showing his masochist side here. How many gimp suits do you own?

“Having a conversation” Thats a strange way of saying “ I shagged my daughter’s best mate whilst my wife was being treated for cancer”.

Ffs. I feel for you mate, Peebles is shit.

Cheers mate.

Is says everything about the Daily Hate that I’m not sure if that’s fake or not.

“ I’ll meet you and your Dad for a pint at the Labour Club after the match, Matty?” Matty- “ Aye, no worries” * jumps in a helicopter, flys to Rockall, jumps in sea.

Cut out the fats and proteins too. ( Funny how there’s just been a fat club programme on TV based on Keto- Lose a Stone in 21 Days. Don’t watch it though, chaps, as the presenter has a lisp and you might catch The Gay.)

Thanks for that.

It’s his mam.

Punched a copper, then offered a bribe. Daft cunt is getting locked up, I’d say.

AJ’d MP

Down at the local playground, ” Who wants a free can of Rich Energy? There’s loads in the back of my Daewoo”

Worse still, he called his daughter, born in 1996, Audrey. What a whopper.

From Blyth, isn’t he?