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Isn’t Cheshire Merseyside? Is Fish Jnr going to grow up with a scouse accent?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
What’s Trump’s favourite Lake? Haweswater. -
Trump Junior’s girlfriend is older than Trump senior’s wife.
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The Craster Arms??? Oh, fuck…
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
It’s mentioned but not confirmed in the article linked above. Mind, they also say he thought he was being followed by six blokes who wanted to kidnap him. I had no idea Mythos beer was so strong. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
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If she looks owt like her brother, I think I’d be injecting myself with it first. -
Also drinks piss.
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Big Andy's raring to go, surely this time ; - )
Monkeys Fist replied to Polarboy's topic in Newcastle Forum
They all look absolutely paggered. -
Waiter- “ Pheasant Katsu Curry, Sir?” Wykiki…
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There’s a Lord Crewe Arms, and another hotel in the village who’s name escapes me. Failing that, Low Newton-by-the-Sea is a nice little place south of Seahouses, see if you can get booked at The Joiners Arms? https://joiners-arms.com/ Also, The Ship Inn is a must visit, right on Low Newton beach, which is also a lovely spot.
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They are doing trips but not landing on the island. The seal-spotting trip is the one to go for, lasts about an hour and a half. https://www.farne-islands.com/
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Big Andy's raring to go, surely this time ; - )
Monkeys Fist replied to Polarboy's topic in Newcastle Forum
That’s known as “ doing a Marcelino” -
Bamburgh is just up the road from Seahouses, much nicer, big fuck-off castle, best beach in Britain, and has a few hotels you can pick from. The Victoria isn’t bad, certainly for a couple of nights. While you’re there, do the boat trip to the Farnes.
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Big Andy's raring to go, surely this time ; - )
Monkeys Fist replied to Polarboy's topic in Newcastle Forum
Really? I thought it meant he ate hearts, for his dinner, with a spade. -
Reminds me of someone…
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Big Andy's raring to go, surely this time ; - )
Monkeys Fist replied to Polarboy's topic in Newcastle Forum
Took me an embarrassingly long time -
Big Andy's raring to go, surely this time ; - )
Monkeys Fist replied to Polarboy's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’ve heard this lot are interested in a loan deal for him. -
Jimi’s Mam, apparently.
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Doing it all wrong mate…
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Good spot @Holden McGroin.
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Stock up now lads, the poopocalypse is coming. https://groceries.asda.com/product/large-toilet-roll-16-rolls/andrex-classic-clean-toilet-roll-18-rolls/910002754246
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Didn’t know Michael Palin was a fan… ( front and centre )
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We could round them all up and put them in the empty holiday parks, but switch off the wifi? We’d need to have some way of letting others know they’re meant to stay on the park, so maybe something like a striped pyjama uniform? Since we’re mainly talking about the older generation, it could be self-funding if we sold on any art, antiques, jewellery etc they own once they pass away- might as well take any gold fillings they have too, once they’re dead of course. Sounds great