Monkeys Fist

Do you want ti bet he doesn’t?

Some achievement that, how does he hold the controller with hooves?

‘ the fuck did I do, guys?

Lads, this is getting way too close to RTG thread level. It’s a PC game the bloke was playing- He chose to play as us- I understand the lads saying it shows how far we’ve fallen under the Fat Cunt, but there’s other things to get riled about.

Unlucky fucker, eh?

Needs a few lessons from Slugger Prescott..…

If only he’d left some kind of warning

Whisky in the milk 😉

More than Mayweather or the other fuckwit did.

Mackems looking over their shoulder at their new derby Hartlepool 3-2 Bromley: Rhys Oates scores twice for Pools in National League play-offs https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57297079

The main difference being Ayatollah actually got some UHT.

Sean Ryder looking rough.

Thats aside from the club itself continuing to play him when they knew the extent and nature of what he’d done. Classy #league1 #heronfoods #reading #nappyrippers

Thought I was tripping just now, saw a small flock of green parakeets fly past Turns out there’s breeding populations in Fenham, Jesmond , Wallsend and Gosforth.

This place Never forgive, never forget.

With or without milk?

Dunno mind, my babies didn’t cry when I locked them in their crates…

You’ve nailed his “posh” Geordie accent there too.

Absolutely guaranteed his tipple of choice is Stones, or, given his love of Manchester, Boddingtons.

It’s as predicatable as Bruce’s mid-morning stool. ( happy tea-time, everyone).

Is that part of the price or extras?

This post has put your t-levels in to negatives.

How much of her hair is dyed blonde, as a percentage?

Grey socks, ffs.