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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    You did, you just forget things when you’re nearly a pensioner
  2. Monkeys Fist
    I’m sure I’m not alone in being so surprised to find out that he’s a fucking coward. He should be sent a white feather for every death.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Pay attention lads- if anyone knows about bogs, it’s ewerk.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Look at posh bollocks here, using bog paper as a dust sheet. How the other half lives…
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Happy Birthday young ‘un.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Presumably he also “uses” the nappies, in which case, I’m not surprised they sacked the minging dog.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Ah- that pub changes ownership/closes/reopens ridiculously often. I think I’ve been in it once. One time too many.
  8. Monkeys Fist
    Scotsman?
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  10. Monkeys Fist
    We went to the Quayside market on Sunday. I’d say only 40%, at best, of the people there had masks on, social distancing was a distant memory, and no fucker used the multiple hand-sanitiser stations that I could see. We didn’t stay long
  11. Monkeys Fist
    It sprays the lotion on its skin, Or else it gets Tom’s shite again.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    Retirement from politics will allow Johnson to spend more time with his kids… the ones that he acknowledges anyway.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    If they think Fatty fucking off will “draw a line” under fucking over the entire country they’re even more removed from reality than I thought.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Fucking hell, just read that on the BBC. Diagnosed 4 years ago, he was having treatments and surgery between filming Black Panther, Endgame, Infinity War and Civil War. Has anyone checked on @The Fish, poor lad will be gutted.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    That gym bloke delivering food parcels- hats off to him for helping out, but he can fuck off with his “ I need a moment” faux emotion.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    That is the most unattractive word to describe attractiveness.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    You’re just making it worse for yourself.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    FYP
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Which one is the worse cunt here? Hard to tell…
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Antarctic Gooners reprezent! Fam.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    “Watching the sun come up over the fish market” Minging.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Certainly more animated.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    At least we’ll know who to blame.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Ah, a fellow Bremnerphobe! Haven’t seen him stinking up the screen in a while, but I think he’s Life President of the Resting Smug Face society.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Yes.
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