Monkeys Fist

Newcastle Blue Star. Also play in Black and White, closer than Durham, season tickets £35. I am not affiliated https://www.nbsfc2018.co.uk/

Is that the same Joelinton that’s worth more than their club?

That’s a far tidier beard than the latest would-be Mackem Messiah’s.

I can see this is keeping you up at night, a bit like your Kamagra, so here’s an associate professor in Immunology and Microbiology, telling you it isn’t man-made. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/coronavirus-not-human-made-in-lab.html

Eastern branch

Shut up.

Just wait until all the prehistoric viruses frozen in the tundra defrost and get to work! Mammoth flu! ( Unless, of course, the Earth is only 6000yrs old, in which case, howl away!).

That’s what you want me to believe. Coffee isn’t real. Neither are giraffes.

No you didn’t.

Get yourself over to http://cluesforum.info/ Quiff. You and Wolfy can tell each other how right you both are.

What are you basing your idea that China deliberately created this virus on? What evidence have seen that makes you think this idea is remotely plausible?

There’s a polishing turds joke in there somewhere, but frankly, I’m so sick of this whole shitshow I can’t be arsed bothering

Pornhub category, right there.

Him and Mr. Hands, cracking a horse beer and swapping tales over a nice bag of oats.

RIP Bud https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-54049415

He always looks like he smells of whisky and Woodbines.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-54030023

If you have a large group of boats piloted by numpties, each one produces a wake. When two wakes meet, you’ll get a little standing wave produced, with a smaller series of them eventually tailing off. If you multiply that effect, you’ll very quickly have a large number of big standing waves, and corresponding troughs. When the idiot boats, designed for flat water pleasure boating, plough on through this mess, they’ll drop in to the troughs, get hit by the waves, take on water, lose stability, get hit by another wave, take on more water, etc etc. If they had the most basic bit of sense they’d stagger the “parade”, and have the small boats go first, but these are Trump supporters we’re talking about. Fuck ‘em

“ In case of emergency; 1. Remain seated on your fat arse. 2. Scream. 3. Do not put on a Lifejacket, it’s what Big Gubmint wants you to do.

Presumably any Trumpist on a sunk boat will be a loser or a sucker in the eyes of The Tangerine One?

You’d struggle to get two cars in between those kegs, mind. ( Isn’t this pizza bloke a notorious cunt, btw?)

You incorrigible cock-fiend.

One way to draw attention away from the ankle tag.

I think we missed it 4 years ago too.