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Monkeys Fist

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  1. “wrong” takes less time to type.
  2. Please use spoilers as I haven’t seen Contagion yet.
  3. Fucking hell- it’s what viruses do. My medical background consists of trying not to fall asleep on first aid courses and I know that viruses will mutate and variants happen. How the fuck do these imbeciles sleep at night after stealing a living?
  4. I hope you were sitting in front of a Union Jack. ( and if not, why not- do you hate Britain???)
  5. Hal Holbrook has also pegged it today, aged 95. One of those character actors you keep seeing everywhere- not anymore.
  6. Charnley sneaking in to Bruce’s office tonight and leaving a packet of Aldi Ready Salted on his desk, to send a message.
  7. £20,000 for a shed. You can buy half of Benwell for that.
  8. I was shedding before it was cool… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55845735
  9. Tis a bit. Slow news days since Trump fucked off.
  10. Someone told him to go piss up a wall, but they’d all been pushed over.
  11. Have you got the dyslexiaism?
  12. I remember the lad barricading his door and being seemingly genuinely scared Fucked if I can remember his name, but I’m just a newbie so that my excuse.
  13. Cheers man, I’ll give that a peruse later.
  14. Edwards- “ You like that, you fat fuck?” Bruce- “ Don’t talk with your mouth full, bitch” Edwards- “ I’m not”
  15. Mrs. Bruce says her husband also has a “little input”, but he hasn’t seen it in years.
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