Monkeys Fist

You want that with the Viking choir or not?

with pizza instead of spam.

BNP or EDF?

Tebbit is still alive? Thanks for ruining my day

Also handy for Spennymoor.

He’s only going for an eye test.

Charlie Brooker must be gutted- this lot have made him utterly redundant.

I’d have thought that if he’s been to one of the “infected” areas, it doesn’t matter where he then flys from to return home? That’s the point of the quarantine? ( It does illustrate the utter shiteness of this Govt’s whole response though- how many people with the virus will have done the same, spreading it within Greece first, then back here?)

Wtf? Did The Tramp donate some of his beard to Ratboy’s napper? So many questionable tonsorial decisions here

Following shenanigans in the Mackem thread, this

Only one thing for it…

Nazi’d YP.

I thought it was Hitler’s car.

Old Man Strength

Anyone care to explain what the fuck is going on for me and my fellow twilliterates?

Tbf, it does take a while to settle.

The boss of the Dr named by Quiff above is Dr. Poon. ( I’m such a child).

She only claims the Chinese government were aware of it before they said they were, not that it’s a man-made virus.

Ring them up and ask.

Where’d you read that?

I could’ve sworn you said you were a Smoggy. Anyway, give it up lads, another one has fallen to the seductive whisper of the Tin Foil Hat.