Monkeys Fist

I got an email from my daughter’s school today saying a pupil had been tested positive for C19, but it’s ok for her go to school on Monday because the kid wasn’t in her “bubble”.… … which is fucking hilarious considering the amount fannys losing their shit and keyboard warrioring when she came back from her cancelled ski trip.

Wasn’t R >1 the criteria for National lockdown a few months/ fucking decades ago in May? What’s changed? ( unless I’m wrong, which is very likely)

He’s an actor , dahling… the show simply must go on!

Buck Rogers- yes he does.

We’ve had fires, floods and plagues, what’s next on the list?

Hawkman wants his mask back

Chicken Nuggets are reformed chicken- still fucking horrible.

I was 12 when he fought Hagler, I watched it at my uncles. He was a huge boxing fan, and I recall him saying Hagler would massacre him beforehand, which me and my cousin were having none of Shameful night what happened afterwards, but clinical from Hagler.

And then get hundreds of chairs chucked at him. Edit; my memory is playing tricks- it was bottles and cans, the upturned chairs I remember where the ringside media and officials using them to protect their heads from the idiots.

Nowt wrong with a bit of “vintage” shed time, especially if they’re still warm.

I also spend my time ‘bating.

Which of their mates will own the testing company? Also, hello @canofbeans, where you been hiding?

I’d have to see the back of his head to know for sure.

I’ll keep my cans at just under room temperature then.

I looked up Wraith videos on the google machine, so I could compare voices- spot on What did make me chuckle, though, was that the first video that came up has an extremely appropriate sponsor intro.

I recognise that lad, and I’ve no idea why.

I’m not sure I’ve ever listened to this cunt speak. ( If I have, he’s clearly eminently forgettable ) I’m imagining a kind of even crappier accent than Waddle- Obvious North East accent but tries to sound “phone posh” on certain words and mangles the fuck out it… close?

“ The Rule of Six”… some vacuous little cunt was probably paid a fortune to come up with the Charalatan’s latest buzzword, which fellow empty-vessel Schapps spat out numerous times on a Radio interview this morning. It’s less than 24hrs old and I’m already sick of fucking hearing it. “ We need a new phrase to fool the plebs in to thinking we’re competent” “ What about The Rule Of Six?” “Love it- it’s got a Game of Thrones feel to it, fits right in to our fantasy world where we’ve taken back sovreignty!” “The Rule of Six! The Rule of Six! The Rule of Six!” Cunts. Every last one of them.

Alcohol isn’t real man, it’s all a placebo invented by China.

Keeping that for Messi.

I was picturing much worse- Ashley stuck in an empty room, for eternity, with Lee Charley. And Dennis Wise.

I’m sure the Vikings can sort you out some Frozen Rapes too.