Monkeys Fist

A news channel using actors* in interviews? Tsk, tsk, * (also author, professional hardman, gangster dildo)

Nicked plenty though?

FYP

Knight Ryder- “ So, if I want to become 2014 Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Writer of the Year, I just sign here in blood, aye?” Lucifer- “ Aye” Knight Ryder- “ What’s the catch?” Lucifer- “ You’ll gradually turn in to a sentient red-skin potato…”

Someone needs to put the opening theme from The Professionals over the clip.

He wishes his hands were this big.

Failing to do doughnuts outside a closed Silverstone is on a par with Uncal Mick “raiding” SJP at 3am with the communal trainers. #dadwantshiscarback

What if we hold Meenzer against you?

House!

Typical Friday in the Bigg Market tbh.

Probably didn’t see it

How has it ignited? I’m guessing the fire is inside the pipeline, otherwise I’m a bit puzzled.

Cause of death: Sea Fart

That’s too bad to even qualify for “so bad it’s good”. 10/10

This is so obviously photoshopped -there’s no way Bruce would entertain a toastie as small as that.

Speaking of face masks… https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/death-grip-by-BradF99/42874641.9G0D8 I’m so tempted to get one

Best let Iron Maiden know too.

Little Bjarni is now middle-aged https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bjarni_Guðjónsson

I want to hear more about @Kevin Carr's Gloves wild fever dream. Way more interesting than Luke fucking Edwards.

If the takeover does happen, I reckon they’ll still go for him- imagine, unlimited funds and pissing off the scouse Mackems in one fell swoop. ( Although, they mightn’t be that pissed off )

Gloomy! You kinky bitch

Wasn’t he trying to get amongst Rula Lenska’s desiccated minge when he did that? Bloke’s got a Granny/Furry fetish.

Also, due to the law in Pennsylvania, the prosecution can not appeal against this.