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Monkeys Fist

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  1. He knows where the rest of his kids are.
  2. A Flock of Illegulls. ( coat already fetched ).
  3. I hope you don’t talk about fashion, either
  4. Can’t be spoiling the fun of our betters, now, can we?
  5. Maybe Amazon will give them their own barely disguised copycat show - A Question of Gammon?
  6. I’m getting the yellow paint ready. It’ll all be going off.
  7. Who knew skateboards were such a danger?
  8. I’m going to call him ZZ Bottom from now on.
  9. He looks very “excited” to be stood next to it. Much like he stood next to their stadium.
  10. Toots Hibbert, reggae legend, has died at 77. Looks like C19 got him. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54129388 and, of course,
  11. Pirate walks in to a bar with a ship’s wheel glued to his balls. Barman says “ I don’t know how you can bear that?” Pirate says “ Arrrr, ‘tis driving me nuts!”
  12. Lawrence Dalaglio by the looks of that tackle
  13. There’s not a lot to ask on that subject though, is there? Q: Kim Kardashian became famous for sucking someone off - who did she fellate for fame? A: Jimmy Savile. C: Bill Clinton B: Some Bloke D: Her Stepdad
  14. Everything’s a conspiracy nowadays… … at least, that’s what they want us to think.
  15. Nightmare for the cameraman. They usually make them sit opposite Clarkson.
  16. It’s come to something on here when a lad can’t go to York and pick up a delivery of used knickers without getting the piss taken mercilessly.
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