Monkeys Fist

My lad’s primary school have just sent an email saying kids can come in at 11am tomorrow. Head teacher is obviously getting mullered tonight

It must an absolute head-fuck knowing that you’ve, albeit inadvertently, passed it in to others, especially if, as you say, he’s an introverted lad. Aside from the physical aspects of having it, I hope he’s doing ok mentally.

It’s an historic shitshow, isn’t it?

If past behaviour is any indicator, this bunch of muppets will pull a last minute u-turn on lifting restrictions on the 19th- the number of experts saying it’s a terrible idea will get through, eventually, too late for many businesses to plan for, but the correct thing to do.

This post goes so well with a fried egg and peas it’s uncanny.

HEFCs are what you’re probably after @PaddockLad- Higher Education Foundation Course. They’re aimed at mature students looking to go on and study for degrees. It’s always good to get the neurons sparking again, go for it mate. 👍

Saint Gareth- “ Yeah, you like that, you long-necked bitch, right in the cloaca, hmm?” Goose- “ Honk”.

Both my kids have been isolating this week, the eldest missed out on birthday celebrations because of it. Her school have closed down her entire year group due to positive pupil cases and staff absences. Same with the youngest. It’s fucking rife, but let’s crack and get Covid done, eh Johnson? How the fuck did this bellend get anywhere near a position of power in the first place?

Someone is

Aye, usually by now one of the tabloid shitrags has “exposed” some mildly dodgy behaviour by a player, or made up some nonsense. This lot seem to be keeping their noses clean, but there’s still time for the Daily Hate to claim Southgate bummed his neighbours pet geese or whatever.

3…2…1…

Remember lads, you heard it here constantly.

She’s creepy and she’s cooky She’s altogether spooky… But who the fuck is that?

Not joking, were you?

Here come the Porridge… … eaters.

Denmark. RIP.

I hope we dive and cheat our way to victory then order the worst pizza in London to be delivered to Italy’s dressing room afterwards. There.

I think the whiners on here were watching a different game to me- so for clarity, here’s Kane’s pelanty , IN SLOW MOTION! Suck it.

See Renty Baby, it’s not that hard!

We won. Get over it. 😉

Fucking get in.

Matterface has totally lost it.