Monkeys Fist

Shocking! It’s one set rules for the elite, while the rest of us can get to fuck.

How is Galashiels these days?

One of my mam’s uncles played alongside Bob Paisley for Bishop Auckland, winning the Amateur FA Cup in 1939 with him. His last words were “ Tell essembee -Fulwell End 1972, I was there!” * one of the above statements may be “alternative facts, covfefe”.

“ The Mountain Gorilla has the smallest penis size of all the primates, at 1.5 inches erect”. Having watched these clownshoes, the above statement is clearly no longer true.

You’ll have to let the shite dry on the paper first, otherwise it’ll be a smoky, extra pungent hellscape. (You can thank Ray Mears for that- tubby-but-practical beats piss-drinking Grylls, every time )

And mid-flight anal explosions.

£3:00 for 752 pages.… Asda Boldon sell Andrex 4 packs, 800 sheets in total for £2:50.

JUST ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!

Didn’t realise you were so homophonic.

Tin Foiled your post

Great game- plough through chapter 1 and it really comes to life.

It’s every thoroughly depressed man for himself!

@Dr Gloom If we had a government who were even just barely competent, even a Tory one that wasn’t bereft of a fucking clue, I’d feel a whole lot better about things. But the fucking clownshoes we have, combined with their headlong charge towards No Deal Brexit and the disaster that will be, keep me firmly in the “ shit’s fucked” camp. And I’m usually a cheerful pessimist- prepare for the worst and anything but that is a bonus. I wasn’t prepared for this shit.

Did you win £5 ewerk?

I’ll absolutely second this from Gemma, whatever platform you use for social media- have a break from it, like a week or two, not just a few hours. Works wonders.

1: Who did you tell? 2: What did you tell them? 3: Why wouldn’t they ( whoever they are), have it ( whatever it is)? 4: You know what happens when you don’t take your tablets.

Like hoying a pound of sausage in the Tyne Tunnel.

Well, that’s a softener.

I’m sure after reading the last few posts, everyone is just fucking champion. Get a shed.

I’m going to drive past the Diamond in Ponteland tomorrow and see if I can see the Crispnami overflowing the beer garden walls.

At least it would be over quickly.…

Rocket League is now free on PS4, Fist Jnr got it earlier- we just had an absolute playing together Great fun

Definitely. The first one, Legacy of the Hidden Blade, is on the same map, new characters, stories, and new set of Cultists. It’s pretty good tbh, the Atlantis dlc is a different ball-game. Three new maps/worlds, new weapons, armours, skills, it’s cracking. I got the whole lot for £32, easily 50+ hours playing time in it.

If you look up “rancid owld slapper” in the Oxford dictionary, it says Denise Welch.

The End Times are upon us… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-54272699