Monkeys Fist

The bloke that runs my local paper shop has more money than Gandaft. He could still probably buy sunderland too, mind

ffs What about sexy glances?

Nah, this one

Is this the same middle-aged Mackem that posts terrible songs on YouTube whilst necking pints in his Mams attic?

Kieron retired years ago.

$750 😂 Not a single one of his businesses isn’t running at a loss, supposedly. This’ll be what he eventually gets jailed for.

There’s a mental image I didn’t want “ Hmm, fwuity!”

Keeping schools open if they’re trying to eliminate the virus is utterly pointless.

See above. Suggestions on postcard, which will then be burnt immediately.

Also, the after the game exodus brings up some disturbing images, unless that’s your thang

What we need is a new government, one capable of seeing us through this competently. But since that’s not going to happen, another full lockdown around November ( too late), is pretty much inevitable.

Nice.

I haven’t watched it, you throbbing arse-grape.

fuaywm

Btw, I’m not denying that some people have acted like utter selfish cunts during all of this, but the Government had a ready-made source* of who/how many that would be to mitigate against it. *Roughly 17.4 million of them.

Yep, it’s all our fault this time around. Follow our muddled, constantly changing, inadequate rules, or guidelines, (we’re not prepared to say which), or reap the consequences, plebs.

Oh, a Danish Mackem! Slikke min kærlighedspumpe.

Where’s the shots of the back entrance?

Pubs are an easy target, which is why, I think, they’ve been so keen to get them open. Only a relatively small proportion of the population has been going to pubs since they reopened, with, generally, very good measures in place - cashless transactions, sign-in for track and trace, strict distancing ( generally). Pubs aren’t the source of this, the most obvious to me is supermarkets- no sign-ins, until a few days ago, no mandatory masks, totally disregarded distancing ages ago. Everyone needs to use them. This is where it’s spreading. But the big supermarket chains have more sway with the Torys than breweries, so they’ve been left alone.

Fuck off.

What I find interesting about this whole 2nd wave is the angle that’s being punted throughout the MSM ( sorry Gloomy ), laying blame for it firmly at the door of the public. I firmly believe that a government led wholly by the scientific advice would’ve had this under much better control, by being far stricter in the first instance with their lockdown measures. Since they weren’t, as they were probably distracted by working out how they and their pals could hoover up some tidy profits from it, here we are facing a 2nd wave, with the same reluctance to stamp it out hard resulting in a far longer, and more economically damaging resurgence. But this time, it’s our fault, and I can guarantee that students and the young folk will be painted as the villains this time around- it’s already starting. Obvioulsy, these are just my musings on the whole shitshow, but even a basic bastard like me can see the simplicity of how to effectively deal with this. Stop the spread of the virus, by strict lockdown, and we’ll soon be safe on our lovely little island. I’m frankly amazed that the racist cunts haven’t jumped on this as an “oven ready” excuse to implement a 100% ban on filthy foreign types coming in to our sceptred isle, but as I said, they’ll be too busy making blood money out of it to realise their “principles” can be legitimised briefly. Rant over, as you were lads

Also, it’s funny that they’re all whining about being tracked and their data being sold… on fucking Twitter.

It’s funny how the conspiracy nuts dismiss experts and scientists as “ all a part of it”, until one pops up that agrees with them, and then it’s “ listen to him, he knows what he’s talking about”. This isn’t a pop at you @wykikitoon, btw, irs aimed at the angry mentalists in the replies to that thread.

Shocking! It’s a lottery as to whether you get a test easily or not.