Monkeys Fist

Masters at dribbling, tbf.

I wouldn’t mind if he actually did his best, even for that, but he just fucking turns up.

He actually is too… I know, it’s a shocker.

So does your ex

What I said above, but with reduced t-levels.

The gems are always in the replies. Someone asked what she actually does…

Also, can’t be arsed to wait for t00nraider2 to post his usual shite, so here it is in advance.

Never mind the bollocks, why’s he got a seeping minge on his left leg?

Johnson levels of shithousing by the PL. Mind you, if the buyers hold their nerve ( and they do seem fairly determined), this could play well for us in the long run- they’ll be so fucked off with the PL that when they eventually do buy us, it’ll be “ Right, you cunts, we’re having this league in double quick time, and there’s fuck all you can do about it”. Wishful thinking at its most extreme, I know, but the alternative is just Villa levels of beige, for ever.

You can strike me off the list, I was only back home for about 3 weeks in 94 and spent most of it blissed out on psychedelics and dope, cuddling twigs and gibbering.

FYP

I’m surprised you’ve got any energy left

Are you anywhere near the flooded areas mate? Hope you and yours are all ok. 👍

Renton wakes up and saunters out to the verandah of his favourite lodge for a leisurely breakfast, spots a group of “fucking tourists!” a mile away approaching Renton Towers …

The one with Gary Oldman as Sid? Ive seen it, ages ago, but have no memory of it good or bad. Hope that helps

Just been and got some Almasty and Full Circle cans for this evening’s BBQ chez Fist. oops

He’s certainly that. 😉

Canny isn’t it? Bit cheeky price wise, but it’s literally on my doorstep so I’ve no complaints.

Careful on your pc- it’s loaded with viruses.

Can’t delete it if I never had it.

There’s a fatal flaw in your plan

Renton letting his porn preferences slip out here …